"Please, No Gang Signs."

[redbrunja]

 

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
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Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	16
Your victim was	A random stranger
Reason	Self-defence
Your trademark weapon	Your bare hands
Your reputation	Precise and unstoppable
You work with	yorunohime
You kill for	Fame
In the end, you are defeated by	calikali
Your death	Knife in the back
Your career body-count	970

Iron Man vs Batman. So hilarious.

Also, TMI wonderings about Tony Stark behind the cut.

Now, I'm thinking that Stark would but one of those guys carrying around, like, forty condoms at all times, but my mother was like, "a playboy like that? No way. For those kind of guys, it's the women's problem." To which I replied, "what? Post-90s? That's just suicidal!"

Your thoughts?

Comments

[yukitheawesome.livejournal.com]

I imagine that if any woman's planning on jumping in bed with Tony, it's her who's got the condom.

Or, if it's a Vanity Fair reporter he managed to snag in roughly thirty seconds, they probably stay in the bedside table. For some reason I can't see him actually, realistically carrying around more than one or two.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I assume Stark would carry SOME. I mean, what if he meets someone he wants to seduce, and she wasn't planning on it?