Heh, I'm just fooling around. I'm used to being mistaken for a girl, it happens a lot because the segments of fandom I find myself most interested in (fanfiction, RPing, the like) are very female-dominated.

I don't think I can be blamed for wanting to have sex with an attractive-yet-shy girl with special eye powers that, if used in a specific way, could make her amazing in bed? At least, I really hope not because if I can, I'm destined for a jail cell.