Multi-Fandom Cocktail Party!

–I finished The Battle of the Labyrinth. And I honestly don't know who I ship more: Percy/Annabeth or Annabeth/Luke.

–I watched the premier of Glee, to which my main reaction was: why am I still watching this show? Also, have a gif:

( Walk Away, And Tighten Up Your Pony Before You Get To Class! )

–HIMYM was enjoyable, if not earth shattering. Yeah, the writers are clearly being total cock-teases about us meeting the mother, but you know, I expect and have accepted that, so I can enjoy other things about the episode like:

( "You Saucy Little Minx. You Sun-Dressed Up." )

–Community was fun, especially once the first, second-hand-embarrassing third of the episode was over. I cannot express how glad I am that this didn't lead into an extended version of ( TV Makes Sense. It Has Structure, Logic, Rules. And Likable Leading Men. In Life We Have This. We Have You. )

–And now, my vampiric love and favorite show of the entire year (summer or winter season, take your pick), The Vampire Diaries:

( "Isn't Killing Cute, Defenseless Animinals The First Step In Becoming A Serial Killer?" )

*passes out mimosas and canapes*

i'd like to undress you he said but would that make me an accomplice?

 I found this poem on musesfool 's lj and had to repost:

what she was wearing
~Denver Butson

this is my suicide dress
she told him
I only wear it on days
when I'm afraid
I might kill myself
if I don't wear it

you've been wearing it
every day since we met
he said

and these are my arson gloves

so you don't set fire to something?
he asked

exactly

and this is my terrorism lipstick
my assault and battery eyeliner
my armed robbery boots

I'd like to undress you he said
but would that make me an accomplice?

and today she said I'm wearing
my infidelity underwear
so don't get any ideas

and she put on her nervous breakdown hat
and walked out the door

[ETA: In the middle of posting this I was helping my mom pack the car for her yoga retreat - and as I was walking under a beech tree, a yellowjacket decided to attack the nape of my neck. I've got a clay pack on it now and will take some antihistamine in a second, but I would just like to say that it hurts like a motherfucker.]

[ETA 2: An adorable interview with Candice Accola aka Caroline]