HOW ARE THESE TWO NOT HAVING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SEX? HOW?

Morgan: You know what you are Garcia? [pause for dramatic and manipulatively edited explosions] Garcia, I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my god-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing. Whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me.

Garcia: I can't right now because I'm mad at you.

Morgan: I can wait.

God-given solace.

THINK ABOUT THAT STATEMENT PEOPLE. HE'S SAYING THAT GARCIA MAKES HIS LIFE SO MUCH BETTER THAT THE ONLY CONCLUSION HE CAN COME TO IS THAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD SENT HER TO HIM TO MAKE HIS LIFE (WITH ITS PAST OF SEXUAL ABUSE AND PRESENT CHASING VIOLENT SERIAL KILLERS) BETTER.

HE'S SAYING SHE'S AN ANGEL.

A HALF A SEASON AFTER HE SAID, "I LOVE YOU."

(And before anybody gets up in my grill about there being different kinds of love and how not all love is romantic/sexual, let me just point out that these two have spent seasons basically having phone sex during working hours, so don't even.)*

*I am phrasing this snarkily for dramatic effect, not because I think anyone on my flist would. And I realize that lately I have been using A LOT OF CAPSLOCK (NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAAAIIIIIINNNNN). I promise I am just excited about things and not going through a Harry-Potter-book-five phase. Scout's honor.

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Last week's episode of Community was physically painful to watch.

God, I wish I didn't know that they were never, ever going to get rid of Pierce. I don't even hate him. I just think he's a horrible human being, unentertaining, and a waste of time better spent on other characters.