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Happy birthday, Steve Rogers!

#disdainful redhead coalition

Pepper and Natasha being competent and hot.

Pepper and Natasha's reaction to fic that completely erases every single female character from it. (Randomly, has anyone else noticed of often Pepper seems to just... not be around in lots of fics? Like I read a lot of fics which have Tony Stark in them in various levels of storytelling prominence and for a guy who knows one digit of his social security, he often seems to be without his more competent half.)

Random Thoughts That Relate To Clint/Natasha

• re: Barton: I know about the abusive father and the orphanage and the circus, but what are the details
  
  regarding HOW his brother left him and became evil?
  
• What words do you think Natasha would use to describe her own.... lady parts?
• I love undercover stripper fics as much as the next girl, but please start titling them things OTHER than the word "bare" + one other word.
• Dear Clint & Natasha: stop with the plotty backstory and just bang, okay? That's all I ask.