Arrow 1x08

I feel like Helena is a beautiful, wild mustang who needs to be allowed to freely roam across the plains of bloody, murderous revenge, the winds of violence and casual sex in her hair, and Oliver is the foolish cowboy who is trying to break her with the bridle of his stupid, illogical moral code and the hard, enchanting plains of his body.

I think someone on the editing team is a Felicity/Oliver shipper from this early; because they cut right from Diggle's 'someday you'll find the perfect girl' RIGHT to Felicity (and I was 100% expecting Laurel at the point.) Also, I really like that Felicity's habit of phrasing things in the most innuendo-y way possible is not limited to Oliver.

My Dithering Is Rewarded!

The Real McCoy, which is the gonna-be-terrible ebook I was talking about, just dropped in price to .99 cents.

Awwww-yeah.

I Don't Think You Understand How Tumblr Works

It’s so fucking weird when one of tumblr’s sponsored posts shows up on my dashboard, because it’s ALWAYS a big photo of Johnny Depp as Tonto and I keeping looking for the #outraged hashtags #about what an egregious example of white-washing that casting choice is #and how arrogant Johnny Depp was about that #and how terrible that movie looks in the trailer #and how they’re cribbing gags from POTC 1 #that POTC 2 and 3 #already cribbed