I think I hate Sasuke/ANYONE else Team 7. (Even if Naruto is a ball of forgiveness.) I mean, anyone. (Okay, maybe warped Sai/Sasuke hatesex.) Kind of an extension of that, Sasuke/Almost Anyone From Konoha. HATE.
Because, seriously. I picture the pillowtalk thusly:
Kakashi: Remember that time where you betrayed everyone multiple times, nearly got several good ninja killed, almost killed your teammates and good friends, and ripped apart any trust we ever had in you by going out to destroy Konoha because of the words of yet another untrustworthy rogue ninja? Sasuke: ... Kakashi: Actually, I kinda want to stab you in the eye. Sasuke: I'm taking my clothes and leaving now... Kakashi: *musingly* BOTH eyes.
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Because, seriously. I picture the pillowtalk thusly:
Kakashi: Remember that time where you betrayed everyone multiple times, nearly got several good ninja killed, almost killed your teammates and good friends, and ripped apart any trust we ever had in you by going out to destroy Konoha because of the words of yet another untrustworthy rogue ninja?
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: Actually, I kinda want to stab you in the eye.
Sasuke: I'm taking my clothes and leaving now...
Kakashi: *musingly* BOTH eyes.
Oh, yeah. Way to base a relationship.