If Chouji got Anko pregnant... that poor boy. For one thing, I honestly don't think he could handle Anko. Besides which, Iruka would kill him, and after that, Itachi would be waiting in the afterlife to fuck Chouji's head up.

Oh, yes he would. Royally. "You stupid child, do you not realize that she was supposed to help me restore my clan (since my asstarded little brother seems to have forgotten anything our mother ever taught him about how babies are made), despite the fact that I'M DEAD?? Tsukuyomi-ing you now, kthxbai."

"Why, Sakura, I would never have thought you would find a fat-ass like him aesthetically pleasing."

XD XD XD TRUUUUUUFAAAAAAAAX

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Sai/Chouji) Hurt/Comfort fic

For my expression, see the face that Naruto makes in chapter 347, when Konohamaru displays a disturbingly accurate knowledge of how Sasuke and Sai look without clothes. DO NOT WANT.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sakura/Hinata/Suigetsu)?

You're right. I so would. *adds to list of things to write*

"Too Sick To Pray" by Alabama 3 (Anko/Itachi)

MUST FIND SONG.

Teehee, awesome meme. I'll do it when I get the time.