If OTPs Were Lovers.....

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This meme is typically done using fandoms, but I thought it would be fun to do it with OTPs.

If OTPs were boyfriends...

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Kakashi/Sakura

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Tsunade/Jiriaya

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy:
Suigetsu/Karin

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town:
Itachi/Anko

The steady:
Kakashi/Sakura

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Sai/Sakura, Neji/Hinata

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Anko/Iruka

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere:
Any pairing with Naruto.

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
Any pairing with Sasuke.

If OTPs were boyfriends...

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Katara/Zuko

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Roy/Riza

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy:
Logan/Veronica

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town:
Rogue/Wolverine

The steady:
Hakkai/Yaone, Kakashi/Sakura

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Claire/Chane

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Orihime/Ishida (we'll see - the chemistry could kick in later.)

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere:
Winry/Ed

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
Any pairing from Terra Toppa Gurren Lagann.