Sakura gets Kakashi's Sharingan? OH HELLS YES! Except then Sakura would be a victim of the Mary-Sueing of any and all Sharingan characters... but then Kishimoto's scorn for the ladies might balance out his love for the Sharingan... THIS WOULD BE EPIC.

Oh Bleach. I am thisclose to dumping Bleach. When I keep hearing that Kubo is no better, possibly worse, than Kishimoto with the ladies, it is not encouraging! Plus the stuff you mentioned, which I haven't even got to that part.