In this world, there exists only one good reality TV show.

That show peaked in the late 90s, had some genuinely interesting contestants and a phenomenal host, was originally a Belgium idea, had a very bad re-make last year, and has been Mensa-approved.

That is The Mole.

Every other reality show can just shrivel up and die: The exception has come, and gone, and now the genre has reached the highest level of entertainment or art that it could ever hope to achieve.