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Okay, so I was going to do that icon meme thing again, only in the middle I changed my default and adeleted a whole bunch of icons and uploaded some more so have some random crack tastic cross-over sentences since I'm not going to bother rewriting:
Maka x Veronica & Wallace
"Don't you worry about a thing," Wallace said, looking dreamily into Maka's eyes. "Me and Veronica are pros at finding people. We'll get your dad back no problem."
Maka smiled tightly. "Actually, I just need the book he has with him... is there anyway I could get that and you know, just not let him know I'm in California...?"
Starbuck x Riza/Roy
It didn't get much worse - laid up in the hospital, no good drugs, no one sneaking her in booze, no cards even - luckily, after she bitched enough, Cottle'd given her some comics to pass the time. It wasn't as entertaining as a good card game but the blonde was pretty badass.
Lust/Scar x Winry
"Men are so obtuse," Lust commented, brushing Winry's hair back, picking strand out from under the gag. "Don't you agree? Even I've found it so. There is this man- but that's beside the point. In your case, you've been here how long and those Elrics haven't showed up yet?"
Lust turned away, reached for a goblet of wine. "In your place-"
The back-up screwdriver Winry carried in her bra strap went right between Lust's ribs.
Kaylee x Fairy Tales
Kaylee liked to look up at her ballgown and daydream that she was a princess in a story and that one day a dashing prince or doctor (she wasn't picky) would fall madly in love with her.
Faith x Tremaine
"Was the plan unclear, Lehan?" Tremaine asked.
"Nah," said Faith, "just boring."
"Why didn't I write about any biddable characters?" Tremaine asked Ilias later.
Kanan x Gojyo
Gojyo hated when she had that wounded animal look in her eyes, hated knowing she'd been hurt that badly, hated most of all the way her flinches didn't quite make him stop wanting her.
Hakkai x Veronica
He was arguably the perfect man; Veronica started the investigation to get his roommate out of jail and wished she could fall for him.
Katara/Zuko x Suki/Sokka
"So..." Sokka said slowly. "This is who you're dating now." He looked at Suki. "This is who my sister is dating now."
Suki took a sip of her wine, smiled pleasantly at the couple across the table.
"I always knew you got the brains in the family," Suki commented, winking at Katara.
Katara/Zuko x Toph & Katara
"You do realize you're insane, don't you, sugar queen? And I I know you're rolling your eyes at me right now."
Toph heard Katara's heartbeat pick up in annoyance. "Yes, yes, just - I need to know if there is any special prodedure or ritual or whatever I have to do now that Zuko's, you know, the Fire Lord."
Toph cackled. "Sweetness, even if there was, would you do it?"
Jaye x Zuko/Katara
"I can't believe you managed to get the parents to get you cable porn," Jaye rolled her eyes in disgust, trying to ignore the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh and the breathy moans coming from the tv.
"Jaye....I'm watching the Nickelodeon channel."
Zuko/Katara x Katara
When Katara felt her loins heat and blush under her own touch, her thoughts went to bending; the crisp snap of her whips cutting the air, the hiss as her waves would break against Zuko's flames.
Sakura x Suki/Sokka
Sakura perched in a tree over looking the training grounds and tried to choke back jealously; it wasn't the fault of the couple training (switching the roles of student and sensei the way they traded fans and swords) that she'd never had someone look at her with his heart in his eyes and then hand her a weapon.
Hakkai/Yaone x Aeryn
John had such weird things loitering around his head, Aeryn though as she crunched on something called a 'free-toe' killed time until it was time to kill things (it was John's head -after the first bit of violence hadn't accomplished anything, she'd decided to gather information before planning an attack). She liked reading about that chick with the staff - it reminded her of Zhan, although the green-eyed male was far to polite to be anyone Aeryn knew.
Katara x Yaone
"Healing was just... something I discovered it could do, it just... flowed out," Katara spread her hands open.
Yaone sighed, sipped at her tea. "That sounds lovely. My father was an apothocary, so I learned most of my trade from him..."
"Oh, that must have been great, spending all that time with your father... my dad went off to war when I was little, so..."
Sakura/Kakashi x Katara/Zuko
Kakashi x Cordelia
"You read Japanese comics? I dunno Cordelia, that seems kinda geeky," Xander smirked at her.
"Bit me," Cordelia responded. "Hotness transcends potential geekness, and this character right here is 100% salty goodness."
"How do you know? He wears a freaking mask all the time."
Cordelia looked smug. "Trust me, I know."
Sakura x Whore: A Woman That Sleeps With Everyone But You
Sasuke: Well? Hurry up and write, woman. Everyone else has had a chance to lay Sakura. Besides, I'm her canon love interest.
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redbrunja : Sasuke, please please please hold your breath while waiting for that to happen, m'kay?
Sakura x Katara
Katara threw her water under her feet and skated out of the way as the ground cracked open under her feet; she was so sick of violent little earthbenders.
Iron Man x Maka
Maka peered up at his suit. "Is he shy? What's his name? Shouldn't I be introduced to all of the team before we work together?"
"I'm not in the habit of naming my toys," Tony laughed.
Pepper coughed pointedly.
Maka/Soul x Team Motherfucking Snakes
"I've never seen a Jinchuriki that had its demon separate from its body," this pretty boy brunet commented in a monotone voice.
Soul felt Maka's hands flex around his length as she swung his blade down into a ready position.
Their opponents - all of 'em with bad hair and a taste for purple - splayed themselves out in a half-circle, clearly getting ready to attack.
Soul couldn't wait; he didn't mind being called Maka's demon, but he was going to teach that dipshit with the weird eyes that nobody got to call Maka 'it' in front of him and escape a righteous beating.
Sai x Naruto/Sakura
It wasn't the soft look in Sakura's eyes when she looked at Naruto sometimes that caused Sai's stomach to sour with jealously; it was the casual violence she tried Naruto to, open-handed smacks and gentle throttlings that left Naruto breathless and Sakura flushed and Sai's pants feeling too snug.
Maka x Veronica & Wallace
"Don't you worry about a thing," Wallace said, looking dreamily into Maka's eyes. "Me and Veronica are pros at finding people. We'll get your dad back no problem."
Maka smiled tightly. "Actually, I just need the book he has with him... is there anyway I could get that and you know, just not let him know I'm in California...?"
Starbuck x Riza/Roy
It didn't get much worse - laid up in the hospital, no good drugs, no one sneaking her in booze, no cards even - luckily, after she bitched enough, Cottle'd given her some comics to pass the time. It wasn't as entertaining as a good card game but the blonde was pretty badass.
Lust/Scar x Winry
"Men are so obtuse," Lust commented, brushing Winry's hair back, picking strand out from under the gag. "Don't you agree? Even I've found it so. There is this man- but that's beside the point. In your case, you've been here how long and those Elrics haven't showed up yet?"
Lust turned away, reached for a goblet of wine. "In your place-"
The back-up screwdriver Winry carried in her bra strap went right between Lust's ribs.
Kaylee x Fairy Tales
Kaylee liked to look up at her ballgown and daydream that she was a princess in a story and that one day a dashing prince or doctor (she wasn't picky) would fall madly in love with her.
Faith x Tremaine
"Was the plan unclear, Lehan?" Tremaine asked.
"Nah," said Faith, "just boring."
"Why didn't I write about any biddable characters?" Tremaine asked Ilias later.
Kanan x Gojyo
Gojyo hated when she had that wounded animal look in her eyes, hated knowing she'd been hurt that badly, hated most of all the way her flinches didn't quite make him stop wanting her.
Hakkai x Veronica
He was arguably the perfect man; Veronica started the investigation to get his roommate out of jail and wished she could fall for him.
Katara/Zuko x Suki/Sokka
"So..." Sokka said slowly. "This is who you're dating now." He looked at Suki. "This is who my sister is dating now."
Suki took a sip of her wine, smiled pleasantly at the couple across the table.
"I always knew you got the brains in the family," Suki commented, winking at Katara.
Katara/Zuko x Toph & Katara
"You do realize you're insane, don't you, sugar queen? And I I know you're rolling your eyes at me right now."
Toph heard Katara's heartbeat pick up in annoyance. "Yes, yes, just - I need to know if there is any special prodedure or ritual or whatever I have to do now that Zuko's, you know, the Fire Lord."
Toph cackled. "Sweetness, even if there was, would you do it?"
Jaye x Zuko/Katara
"I can't believe you managed to get the parents to get you cable porn," Jaye rolled her eyes in disgust, trying to ignore the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh and the breathy moans coming from the tv.
"Jaye....I'm watching the Nickelodeon channel."
Zuko/Katara x Katara
When Katara felt her loins heat and blush under her own touch, her thoughts went to bending; the crisp snap of her whips cutting the air, the hiss as her waves would break against Zuko's flames.
Sakura x Suki/Sokka
Sakura perched in a tree over looking the training grounds and tried to choke back jealously; it wasn't the fault of the couple training (switching the roles of student and sensei the way they traded fans and swords) that she'd never had someone look at her with his heart in his eyes and then hand her a weapon.
Hakkai/Yaone x Aeryn
John had such weird things loitering around his head, Aeryn though as she crunched on something called a 'free-toe' killed time until it was time to kill things (it was John's head -after the first bit of violence hadn't accomplished anything, she'd decided to gather information before planning an attack). She liked reading about that chick with the staff - it reminded her of Zhan, although the green-eyed male was far to polite to be anyone Aeryn knew.
Katara x Yaone
"Healing was just... something I discovered it could do, it just... flowed out," Katara spread her hands open.
Yaone sighed, sipped at her tea. "That sounds lovely. My father was an apothocary, so I learned most of my trade from him..."
"Oh, that must have been great, spending all that time with your father... my dad went off to war when I was little, so..."
Sakura/Kakashi x Katara/Zuko
Kakashi x Cordelia
"You read Japanese comics? I dunno Cordelia, that seems kinda geeky," Xander smirked at her.
"Bit me," Cordelia responded. "Hotness transcends potential geekness, and this character right here is 100% salty goodness."
"How do you know? He wears a freaking mask all the time."
Cordelia looked smug. "Trust me, I know."
Sakura x Whore: A Woman That Sleeps With Everyone But You
Sasuke: Well? Hurry up and write, woman. Everyone else has had a chance to lay Sakura. Besides, I'm her canon love interest.
redbrunja : Sasuke, please please please hold your breath while waiting for that to happen, m'kay?Sakura x Katara
Katara threw her water under her feet and skated out of the way as the ground cracked open under her feet; she was so sick of violent little earthbenders.
Iron Man x Maka
Maka peered up at his suit. "Is he shy? What's his name? Shouldn't I be introduced to all of the team before we work together?"
"I'm not in the habit of naming my toys," Tony laughed.
Pepper coughed pointedly.
Maka/Soul x Team Motherfucking Snakes
"I've never seen a Jinchuriki that had its demon separate from its body," this pretty boy brunet commented in a monotone voice.
Soul felt Maka's hands flex around his length as she swung his blade down into a ready position.
Their opponents - all of 'em with bad hair and a taste for purple - splayed themselves out in a half-circle, clearly getting ready to attack.
Soul couldn't wait; he didn't mind being called Maka's demon, but he was going to teach that dipshit with the weird eyes that nobody got to call Maka 'it' in front of him and escape a righteous beating.
Sai x Naruto/Sakura
It wasn't the soft look in Sakura's eyes when she looked at Naruto sometimes that caused Sai's stomach to sour with jealously; it was the casual violence she tried Naruto to, open-handed smacks and gentle throttlings that left Naruto breathless and Sakura flushed and Sai's pants feeling too snug.
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