ext_97837 ([identity profile] tobu-ishi.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] redbrunja 2009-09-18 07:57 am (UTC)

*cracking up severely*

The Cullens are vegetarian. So get golden and black contacts on the internet or from your eye doctor. Obviously.

Wear hidden ice packs if so, or if you're at home and ready to greet someone stick your hands in the freezer or something! :) Yes, this will win you many fans.

Stare. A lot. But don't stare at people that would creep them out. Stare at a thing for as long as you can manage, and try not to blink. (...) You should always be observing people. And if they look at you, don't be afraid to stare at them for a while and then slowly glide your eyes back to your starting point.

Try inhaling sharply through your nose.

Man, I'm just picturing all these unfortunate teenaged girls, deliberately trying to glide elegantly, run super-fast, and hold perfectly still at the same time, staring at the backs of people's heads, and periodically snorting. Somehow, I don't think making their skin cold in case of physical contact is going to be a problem.

And my personal favorite: And don't be a drama queen please.

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