Heh. I saw that a while ago. I saw it on another website, where the ad copy worked in the titles of every single one of the damn books in, in a ham-fisted way.
They already had a dildo named 'The Vamp,' and then they updated it to sparkle by popular request. Who'd have thought it, eh?
Why you'd want the 'authenticity' of a freezing cold piece of wet silicone 'twixt your nethers is beyond me, though.
The second reviewer sounds like satire, if you ask me...
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They already had a dildo named 'The Vamp,' and then they updated it to sparkle by popular request. Who'd have thought it, eh?
Why you'd want the 'authenticity' of a freezing cold piece of wet silicone 'twixt your nethers is beyond me, though.
The second reviewer sounds like satire, if you ask me...