in my canon, Neville is the bumbling Herbology professor that all the girls have an aaaaaaw-puppy crush on. They giggle at him behind their textbooks (and half the time he doesn't notice) and speculate about how such a nice man could still be single, and how nice it would be if he found someone. Little do they know that every few weekends or so Luna Lovegood, world traveler, pops into Hogsmeade and she and Neville shack it up in the Three Broomsticks and have wild monkey sex.

also, WORD on the anti-Nawat/Aly shipping. AND THE BUGS. EW. THERE IS NO SEXY THERE. HE IS A BIRD. EW.