Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 11:52 pm
So, the_sun_is_up found a list of 1,001 books to read before you die.

Below, I've marked which ones I've read in bold and which ones I've read part of, heard of, intend to read, etc in italics. Plus snarky comments, because who doesn't love snarky comments.

19.The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon - while this wasn't my type of book at all, it was very well written.

24.Fingersmith – Sarah Waters. I read part of this and had to return it before we got to the neat lesbianism parts.

42.Atonement – Ian McEwan. Does watching the movie count?

49.Life of Pi – Yann Martel - I've read so much praise about this I'll likely never read it.

63.The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood This book just came up in my Editing & Publishing class. I am intrigued.

67.House of Leaves – Mark Z. Danielewski I totally intend to read this.

85.Tipping the Velvet – Sarah Waters I've heard about this book before this list, but the title and flap copy made me put it on my wishlist.

93.Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden I tried this and got bored after the first chapter.

133.The Shipping News – E. Annie Proulx Again, does watching the movie count?

157.Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Peter Høeg I read a third of this and then set it aside. I think I was too young for it and really should give it another try.

180.The Things They Carried – Tim O’Brien Deserves the praise it gets.

183.Possession – A.S. Byatt I greatly enjoyed the movie...

195.Like Water for Chocolate – Laura Esquivel SO MUCH HATE. AND THEN HE DIES BECAUSE THE SEX IS THAT GOOD AND SHE KILLS HERSELF TO BE WITH HIM IS A LAME ENDING. LAME LAME LAME. Although I liked the whore-soldier sister.

223.Beloved – Toni Morrison Justifiably famous.

227.Watchmen – Alan Moore & David Gibbons I appreciate this more that I love it, but I'm glad I read it, if only because it's so seminal.

242.The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood ...in which Atwood writes down a hell that seems personally designed for me.

301.The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams I adore the opening to this book. It's hilarious.

320.Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice I told the story about my mom making me return this because I was too young to read it, right?

345.Crash – J.G. Ballard No, but I'm required to read another Ballard book for a class this quarter.

430.The Spy Who Came in from the Cold – John Le Carré I'd really like to read this. Has anyone on my flist read it? Is it good? Would I enjoy it?

456.To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee I greatly enjoyed this book and have been craving a reread.

467.Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Truman Capote I keep trying to watch the movie and not managing it.

506.The Story of O – Pauline Réage If I want to read rape-tastic smut, I'll poke around the Naruto section of adult fanfiction.whatever the url is.

521.The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway I've already done my Hemingway time.

535.The Third Man – Graham Greene Is this book what the movie The Third Man is based off of?

610.The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien I had this read out loud to me. The illustrations were fantastic.

660.The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett So on my to-read list.

676.Lady Chatterley’s Lover – D.H. Lawrence As is this on.

738.Rashomon – Akutagawa Ryunosuke I watched the movie, that's good enough.

781.The Hound of the Baskervilles – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The Beekeeper's Apprentice ruined me for Doyle's Holmes.

788.The Awakening – Kate Chopin I did not know they could write that hot in the 1800s.

794.Dracula – Bram Stoker Waiting on my bookshelf.

801.The Yellow Wallpaper – Charlotte Perkins Gilman OMFG I LOVE THIS SHORT STORY SO FUCKING MUCH. It's deliciously creepy, too.

804.The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle I've read a nice chunk of these.

868.Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll Another one that is literally on my bookshelf.

896.Moby-Dick – Herman Melville No fucking way and I reading this.

897.The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne I've also done my time reading Hawthorne. If someone never assigns "Young Goodman Brown" ever again it will be too soon.

904.Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë I read half of this and then got bored and wandered away, right after she was about to get married. Seriously, I used to have such classy taste in literature.

908.The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas The book is actually quite boring. With fail gender dynamics to boot.

911.The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe EITHER ESCAPE OR DIE, I DON'T CARE WHICH, JUST DO IT FAST.

916.The Fall of the House of Usher – Edgar Allan Poe Deliciously gothic.

931.Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Way to much pretty is good, ugly is evil. I dropped it two chapters in.

936.Emma – Jane Austen I read this 'just because' years and years ago. I told you I used to have classy taste.

940.Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen I'm not sure if I finished this or not, but I really liked it.

948.The Mysteries of Udolpho – Ann Radcliffe The very first gothic novel. I SO want to read it.

978.Pamela – Samuel Richardson Apparently, this is all smut. I'm intrigued.

1000.Metamorphoses – Ovid Reading this made wandering through museums in France SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
RED!!!!! You didn't say there would be spoilers! I was going to read Water for Chocolate!!

Oh well.

And if you're an Atwood fan, 'Cat's Eye' is such an interesting read. It's compelling in that kind of morbid and horrific way.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 09:07 am (UTC)
You might like Tess of the D'Urbervilles, actually. For its time, it was a massive "take that!" at everybody who claimed that a raped woman was a ruined woman, or that selling your body to feed your family was a means too "evil" for the ends, or--heck--even that illegitimate children were bad. And it slams the double standard for male and female virginity. It was so daring for its time that it was widely decried and/or banned for being immoral.

When read by modern standards, Tess is a fairly passive heroine, but she's pretty darned impressive for her day and age (heck, she supports herself by honest work as a single woman!), despite the men who try to make her a victim, and even after she hits rock bottom, she musters the nerve in the end to--actually, I won't spoil it. Read it yourself. Warning: Not a happy book. ;_;
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
Wow Red, I kind of agree with almost everything on here, and I'll comment in depth later...

Except one.

Yellow Wallpaper. I absolutely despised needing to read that. And then it didn't help that EVERYONE in my English class simultaneously jumped on the idea that I was wacko for saying the woman's house was haunted. *shrugs* I was pitching ideas just like everybody else, and with a story like that I felt that it was a real POSSIBILITY. One girl even called me "insane" behind my back.

So maybe it's just the bad memories.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
506.The Story of O – Pauline Réage If I want to read rape-tastic smut, I'll poke around the Naruto section of adult fanfiction.whatever the url is.

Seriously. And it would probably be better smut too.


49.Life of Pi – Yann Martel - I've read so much praise about this I'll likely never read it.


I thought I was the only one who felt this way. xD But I'll probably just do what I usually do, which is nick a copy from someone who bought it Because They Should.

63.The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood This book just came up in my Editing & Publishing class. I am intrigued.

I have this book sitting in my to-read pile RITE NAO. It looks fun.

Also, since I see more Atwood commentary in the comments, have to pimp my favoritest Atwood book EVAR: 'The Robber Bride.' 'Cat's Eye' was good too.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 03:50 pm (UTC)
I'm really stunned that The Pianist isn't on there. Ditto Brokeback Mountain. (Also, uh, the diary of Anne Frank? When did that ever stop being required reading?)

42.Atonement – Ian McEwan. Does watching the movie count?
And watching the movie made me never want to read the book.

227.Watchmen – Alan Moore & David Gibbons I appreciate this more that I love it, but I'm glad I read it, if only because it's so seminal.
That's exactly how I feel about Watchmen! It's very good, and I do think it's a really important book, but I have a hard time feeling affection for it. I just hate most of the characters so much.

467.Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Truman Capote I keep trying to watch the movie and not managing it.
I can't speak for the book, but it's a really good movie! Aside from some unfortunate period racism.

738.Rashomon – Akutagawa Ryunosuke I watched the movie, that's good enough.

I'm actually confused by its inclusion, because Rashomon... is not a book. XD; The movie is two of the author's (very) short stories sort of spliced together, and I don't think either of them is long enough to publish separately.

I really need to attempt Jane Austen again sometime. I tried a while back and hated Sense and Sensibility, but I may have been too young for it.

Heh, as with most lists like that, I think I'd dispute plenty of the ones on there... as well as possibly inform the author kindly that REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PAST IS SEVEN BOOKS, YOU ASSHOLE. T_T Seven 600+ page books! I say this as someone who adores the first one, but ffs, reading one is a huge and epic accomplishment. And it's kinda like beating your head through a brick wall of extremely wordy prose.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
896.Moby-Dick – Herman Melville No fucking way and I reading this.

Poor old Moby Dick. I respect your desire not to read it, especially since you're not into slash, but I love this book. Melville's use of language is simply gorgeous. Additionally, this book is mantastic.

978.Pamela – Samuel Richardson Apparently, this is all smut. I'm intrigued.

It's insane that the suggested title is Pamela and not Clarissa. Clarissa Harlowe doesn't seem like much fun to hang out with, but she's a tough chick. Her religious faith is a deadly weapon against misogyny. Also, Robert Lovelace is just hilariously psychotic.
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
It might just be a fraction but (hopefully) you've got a long way to go before you die and 1,001 books is a lot. I'm sure you've read more than I have anyway.

I actually have The Handmaid's Tale on my bookshelf waiting to be read but I think I need to be in the right mindset for it. It sounds terribly interesting though.

I love The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the whole series except for that last book. I just think Douglas Adams is so funny.

Anyways, I love lists like these - it's interesting to see what other people have read.
Sunday, November 1st, 2009 05:33 am (UTC)
85.Tipping the Velvet – Sarah Waters I've heard about this book before this list, but the title and flap copy made me put it on my wishlist.

I still haven't read this one myself, but I caught the mini-series a few years ago and was deeply sucked into it, it's really quite good.

157.Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Peter Høeg I read a third of this and then set it aside. I think I was too young for it and really should give it another try.

YES. Yes you really should. *koffs*

Seriously, though, you want to talk about in exercise in writing outside your own cultural defaults? Høeg is a Danish man: this is a first-person narrative with a half-Greenlandic female protagonist. I am of course not at all qualified to speak to whether the portrayal of Greenlandic cultural is accurate, but I *am* damn well qualified to talk about my own experiences as a mixed-blood half-white over-educated deeply introverted insomniac utterly non-maternal indigenous woman with a fraught family history struggling to navigate her way through the dominant colonial culture, and on that front, well, there's a reason I took my LJ handle from Miss Jasperson. Reading that for the first time was an utterly startling experience, page after page I was just gob-smacked at finding this fictional character speaking what could have been my own thoughts. I've reread it many times in the years since then, and it still leaves me feeling like I'm looking into a cloudy mirror.

(The movie isn't bad, per se -- the cast is all top-notch and well-chosen for their parts, but the actual plot line is in many ways the weakest part of the book; being immersed inside the protagonist's fiercely snarky and unflinching head is the real draw of it all IMO, whereas the movie leaves you watching her from the outside. Read the book first and the movie will be a lot more enjoyable, IMO.)

183.Possession – A.S. Byatt I greatly enjoyed the movie...

I've still not worked up the nerve to watch this one -- the book is another huge favorite of mine, but so much of the pleasure of it for me is textual, it's all about the the layers of correspondence and poetry and the fixation on writing and reading, and I'm sure that a movie would have to prune out most of that for length and show the condensed bits more from the outside.