& The Ones That Mother Gives You Don't Do Anything At All

[redbrunja]

gacked from penny_lane_42 :

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?