First of all, I am probably unflatteringly flattering that you've spent so much time thinking about me writing slash.

Second of all, after thinking about your question, my gut reaction is that somehow, someway, I would make that slash about a girl. WHich totally isn't what you meant. Hmmm. The closest I ever came to shipping two guys like I would a girl and a guy or two girls was Mytho/Fakir, actually. Fakir was just being the abusive boyfriend so accurately. But I never had the desire to write fic or imagine them fucking.