I think my one dirty!wrong ship that I have only written one fic for that has never been published is Jiraiya/Sakura. One glaring and obvious reason why I shouldn't like the ship is the fact that Sakura in the manga is about 16 years old at most and Jiraiya (aside from the other fact that he's dead) is most definitely over 50.
But then again, I've always had an age difference kink, a height difference kink (Jiraiya is massive), and Jiraiya was a well-known womanizer. Now, whether he actually slept with all those women or used it as a cover for when he was spying on other villages, I have no idea. But a part of me likes to think that he can back up the claims pretty easily.
And Sakura? Well, frankly, I think the girl needs a good shag.
OKAY. Fine, Kakashi/Sakura is more like it. These two fit all my above kinks and there's the teacher/student forbidden aspect of them as well. Hm, so good...
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But then again, I've always had an age difference kink, a height difference kink (Jiraiya is massive), and Jiraiya was a well-known womanizer. Now, whether he actually slept with all those women or used it as a cover for when he was spying on other villages, I have no idea. But a part of me likes to think that he can back up the claims pretty easily.
And Sakura? Well, frankly, I think the girl needs a good shag.
OKAY. Fine, Kakashi/Sakura is more like it. These two fit all my above kinks and there's the teacher/student forbidden aspect of them as well. Hm, so good...