And Sakura? Well, frankly, I think the girl needs a good shag.

No argument here! Although, logic notwithstanding, I find Kakashi/Sakura LESS dirty!wrong than Jiraiya/Sakura. It's not as if the twenty years less is THAT much of an age difference... plus Kakashi is her teacher... and yet.

I also wanted to point out with Jiraiya/Sakura, that she is the next gen version of the woman he was in love with for years. Just throwing that out there.