I remember when I was 18 or so, I'd been reading fanfic for a few years at this point. One of my rl friends had given me a whole bunch of "kinky" romance novels so I would have a bit of exposure to the wild and crazy world of sex and wouldn't be such a virginal virgin, of course not knowing I'd had a 2 or 3 month month period where I'd read some (mostly well written) hardcore BDSM fics in the Buffy, XMen and Harry Potter fandoms cuz I was curious. So I'm flipping through these "shocking" novels thinking, "Mmm, no, too vanilla" and then had to act shocked when she asked me about the books later on, lol!!

Ha! That is hilarious.

The first minute and 15 seconds of this Jon Stewart stand up is relevant. :O) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKHOe8wlYI

(edited to include the right link)

Hee! Yep, totally relevant to the subject at hand! I'd probably be blase about pinata sex too.