Word. And please add for widows, "My first husband was a lousy lover/gay/whatever" so they're either a virgin or still totally sexually clueless.
Because a.) God forbid she actually have experienced TRU LUV before the Earl of Romantic-Fuckingdale and b.) God forbid she ever have had a fulfilling sexual experience. Only the hero is allowed to give her that!
But yeah, suddenly after one experience she's revealed as startlingly passionate and sensual and a "sexpert".
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Because a.) God forbid she actually have experienced TRU LUV before the Earl of Romantic-Fuckingdale and b.) God forbid she ever have had a fulfilling sexual experience. Only the hero is allowed to give her that!
But yeah, suddenly after one experience she's revealed as startlingly passionate and sensual and a "sexpert".