Come On Like A Flame

[redbrunja]

A game of cliff, shag, or marry!

(Where you give me three people and I pick who I'd shag, who I'd marry, and who I'd push off a cliff.)

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[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

They can be totally random. And I have some friend who love to play this the hard way: they'll ask me to pick between my most beloved characters from a couple different fandoms.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh my god set 1 is hard!

Okay..

Cliff:Orochimaru
Shag: Jiraiya, but only after he had done certain things, such as bathing in antibaterial soap and using both condoms and spermicide.
Marry: Tsunade. She's awesome, but I don't know if I could live with her without killing her.

Set Two:

Marry: Kaylee
Shag: Kakashi (HELL YES!)
Cliff: Katara. I know she'll survive, and I think she's both too much like me and my mother for her to be a good fit.

For you: Kakashi, Rock Lee, Sakura.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind my asking, do you mean, you're female and like girls, thus Kakashi is an exception or you're a guy and liking him would make you gay but you're making an exception because it's Kakashi? (Feel free to tell me to mind my own.)

And good choice with who to bring home. Sakura's a sweetheart, and think she'd be a good longterm bet. (Also, I'm assuming sex is involved with marriage. The trick is, both wanting to bed them, and being able to put up with them for the next fifty years.)

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Kakashi is well worth being an exception. I like boys, but I have a surprisingly extensive list of girls I'd go gay for.

Indeed! It would be sad if you could spend the rest of your life with them, but there was to be absolutely no sex. That doesn't seem entirely fair.

*nods* Exactly. And the people who you could spend the rest of your life with sans sex are your friends, not your spouse.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, Ino/Sakura is so, so obvious.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Good for you! (I mean, not exactly, but, yanno.)

And Katara is so, so awesome. Where are you at?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Ah, the first season. That's actually my favorite. *grins*

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, they're awesome and hysterical! I particularly love 'Organ Doner' so dark and twistedly romantic.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, loltastic name!

[sunkist.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not into pop culture and fail at knowing celebrities that aren't omg!obscure...

• Aang
• Sokka
• Zuko

>>;;

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Aang. (if only it would kill him)
Shag: Zuko
Marry: Sokka.

[sunkist.livejournal.com]

lol! I totally agree. ;3

And I <3 your icon.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sureasdawn.livejournal.com]

Rock Lee
Edward Elric
Hyuuga Neji

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Marry: Rock Lee. SUCH AN EASY CHOICE OMG! I mean, he'd clearly adore his wife, want to make her happy, never give up, and be a supportive and awesome person to be around!

Shag: Neji. I wouldn't want to put up with his issues longterm, but I do think his eyes could be put to other uses... like seeing exactly what makes a girl happy.

Cliff: Edward. Sorry, but you're just as screwed up as Neji, but I don't think alchemy lends itself to funny sexy times as well as the Hyunga? eyes.

For you, Rock Lee, Roy Mustang, Hinata.

[sureasdawn.livejournal.com]

Shag: Roy Mustang - if it's a one-night-stand, who better? Although it would be kind of a turn-off when he calls out Riza.

Cliff: Rock Lee - He's really sweet, but I can't stand guys who are total puppy dogs all of the time. It would grate on me after a very short time.

Shag: Hinata - I really don't care for how submissive she is, but I'd really like to pinch her butt. XD

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yes, but which one would you marry and spend the rest of your life with?

And I totally get what you mean about Lee.

[sureasdawn.livejournal.com]

It would have to be Hinata, I think she'd be the most fun to just BE with. I can has snuggleteims.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

And lord knows, Hinata needs some snuggles.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Sokka.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Tony Stark

Shag: Gil

Marry: Sokka.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Ooh, now give me some!

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark, Bigby, Gil.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Meanie!

Bigby, I guess I'd have to cliff . . . he's insanely loyal to Snow so I couldn't manage the other two, and it's not like it would hurt him that much.

Tony Stark . . . he must be doing something right, may as well shag.

And Gil I would marry in a complicated plot to make Agatha jealous, and then leave him hanging at the altar so that Agatha wouldn't hit me with a death ray at the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace' bit.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Smart move.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I always wonder if I'm playing the game right, because I take into account girlfriends/spouses who might make a sincere effort to kill me, while others just decide who's shagworthy and so forth.

Hm. Amend Tony Stark -- shag after a comprehensive STD screening comes back negative.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's a right way to play it. And yeah, I always ignore the significant other, because it's totally a fantasy game, and if I played it your way, I'd have to tell just about every possiblity to go find the other half of their OTP, you know?

[terenewen.livejournal.com]

Ooh!

How about...
Zuko, Naruto and Hinata.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Naruto

Shag: Hinata

Marry: Zuko.

For you: Zuko, Kakashi, Hakkai.

[emma-bishop.livejournal.com]

Temari, Ino Tsunade?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Marry: Temari

Shag: Tsunade

Cliff: Ino.

[studentrobin.livejournal.com]

Foamy from Kyoshi, Liam Ironarm, Jayne Cobb.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Foamy

Shag: Jayne (did you see him brushing the whore's hair? You know he'd be a fun screw.)

Marry: Liam Ironarm. (from the tortal books, right?)

[studentrobin.livejournal.com]

The very same. Would you mind doing one for me>

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Sure!

Alex (From Tortall), Mal Reynolds, Zuko.

[studentrobin.livejournal.com]

Hrm..All right, despite oozing Sex Appeal, Alex, you're evil, you're a traitor, and you're going off the edge of that cliff.

Shag? Zuko. I'll leave the long-term to Katara, but I very much would shag Zuko.

And yeah, I'd marry Mal. Just spending time with him would be wonderful, plus he is clearly a very devoted person, and you have to earn his love and respect.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Wise choices. And I do think Mal would be a good, devoted husband.