They can be totally random. And I have some friend who love to play this the hard way: they'll ask me to pick between my most beloved characters from a couple different fandoms.
Marry: Rock Lee. SUCH AN EASY CHOICE OMG! I mean, he'd clearly adore his wife, want to make her happy, never give up, and be a supportive and awesome person to be around!
Shag: Neji. I wouldn't want to put up with his issues longterm, but I do think his eyes could be put to other uses... like seeing exactly what makes a girl happy.
Cliff: Edward. Sorry, but you're just as screwed up as Neji, but I don't think alchemy lends itself to funny sexy times as well as the Hyunga? eyes.
Cliff:Orochimaru Shag: Jiraiya, but only after he had done certain things, such as bathing in antibaterial soap and using both condoms and spermicide. Marry: Tsunade. She's awesome, but I don't know if I could live with her without killing her.
Set Two:
Marry: Kaylee Shag: Kakashi (HELL YES!) Cliff: Katara. I know she'll survive, and I think she's both too much like me and my mother for her to be a good fit.
If you don't mind my asking, do you mean, you're female and like girls, thus Kakashi is an exception or you're a guy and liking him would make you gay but you're making an exception because it's Kakashi? (Feel free to tell me to mind my own.)
And good choice with who to bring home. Sakura's a sweetheart, and think she'd be a good longterm bet. (Also, I'm assuming sex is involved with marriage. The trick is, both wanting to bed them, and being able to put up with them for the next fifty years.)
Bigby, I guess I'd have to cliff . . . he's insanely loyal to Snow so I couldn't manage the other two, and it's not like it would hurt him that much.
Tony Stark . . . he must be doing something right, may as well shag.
And Gil I would marry in a complicated plot to make Agatha jealous, and then leave him hanging at the altar so that Agatha wouldn't hit me with a death ray at the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace' bit.
I always wonder if I'm playing the game right, because I take into account girlfriends/spouses who might make a sincere effort to kill me, while others just decide who's shagworthy and so forth.
Hm. Amend Tony Stark -- shag after a comprehensive STD screening comes back negative.
I don't think there's a right way to play it. And yeah, I always ignore the significant other, because it's totally a fantasy game, and if I played it your way, I'd have to tell just about every possiblity to go find the other half of their OTP, you know?
Hrm..All right, despite oozing Sex Appeal, Alex, you're evil, you're a traitor, and you're going off the edge of that cliff.
Shag? Zuko. I'll leave the long-term to Katara, but I very much would shag Zuko.
And yeah, I'd marry Mal. Just spending time with him would be wonderful, plus he is clearly a very devoted person, and you have to earn his love and respect.
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• Aang
• Sokka
• Zuko
>>;;
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Edward Elric
Hyuuga Neji
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Shag: Neji. I wouldn't want to put up with his issues longterm, but I do think his eyes could be put to other uses... like seeing exactly what makes a girl happy.
Cliff: Edward. Sorry, but you're just as screwed up as Neji, but I don't think alchemy lends itself to funny sexy times as well as the Hyunga? eyes.
For you, Rock Lee, Roy Mustang, Hinata.
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Shag: Zuko
Marry: Sokka.
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Okay..
Cliff:Orochimaru
Shag: Jiraiya, but only after he had done certain things, such as bathing in antibaterial soap and using both condoms and spermicide.
Marry: Tsunade. She's awesome, but I don't know if I could live with her without killing her.
Set Two:
Marry: Kaylee
Shag: Kakashi (HELL YES!)
Cliff: Katara. I know she'll survive, and I think she's both too much like me and my mother for her to be a good fit.
For you: Kakashi, Rock Lee, Sakura.
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And I <3 your icon.
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How about...
Zuko, Naruto and Hinata.
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Cliff: Rock Lee - He's really sweet, but I can't stand guys who are total puppy dogs all of the time. It would grate on me after a very short time.
Shag: Hinata - I really don't care for how submissive she is, but I'd really like to pinch her butt. XD
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And I totally get what you mean about Lee.
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Shag: Hinata
Marry: Zuko.
For you: Zuko, Kakashi, Hakkai.
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And good choice with who to bring home. Sakura's a sweetheart, and think she'd be a good longterm bet. (Also, I'm assuming sex is involved with marriage. The trick is, both wanting to bed them, and being able to put up with them for the next fifty years.)
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Shag: Gil
Marry: Sokka.
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Indeed! It would be sad if you could spend the rest of your life with them, but there was to be absolutely no sex. That doesn't seem entirely fair.
*nods* Exactly. And the people who you could spend the rest of your life with sans sex are your friends, not your spouse.
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Bigby, I guess I'd have to cliff . . . he's insanely loyal to Snow so I couldn't manage the other two, and it's not like it would hurt him that much.
Tony Stark . . . he must be doing something right, may as well shag.
And Gil I would marry in a complicated plot to make Agatha jealous, and then leave him hanging at the altar so that Agatha wouldn't hit me with a death ray at the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace' bit.
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Hm. Amend Tony Stark -- shag after a comprehensive STD screening comes back negative.
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Shag: Tsunade
Cliff: Ino.
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And Katara is so, so awesome. Where are you at?
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Shag: Jayne (did you see him brushing the whore's hair? You know he'd be a fun screw.)
Marry: Liam Ironarm. (from the tortal books, right?)
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Alex (From Tortall), Mal Reynolds, Zuko.
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Shag? Zuko. I'll leave the long-term to Katara, but I very much would shag Zuko.
And yeah, I'd marry Mal. Just spending time with him would be wonderful, plus he is clearly a very devoted person, and you have to earn his love and respect.
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