If It Weren't For The Computer Screen, I'd Have You Right Now

So, I totally want to drag Sai off to bed, have my way with him, have him paint me, and then drag him back for more of the way-having and possibly cuddling.

Is that bad?

It's just... he's so pretty and his powers are so cool, and he's such an emotionally stunted, twisted kid - it's like he has all the hotness and gravatis that Sasuke didn't.

Also, now I have a pairing for Naruto, and I'm so sad.

I mean, I shipped Kakashi/Sakura, but that wasn't quite the same thing, since I got into that first, and then was like, 'I should probably read that manga that enderxenocide is always talking about so I can write fic and know when I'm reading ooc fic,' but Kakashi/Sakura is SUCH a fanon pairing that... it was just so relaxing, you know?

And now I'm watching Sakura punch Sai in the face, and come out and ask about his drawings, and my subtext radar is pinging like a mad thing, and I'm like "NOOOOOOOOO! I didn't WANT a real pairing, where I read the text and go, 'this would be awesome!' I want my 'shipping nobody but think Sakura/Kakashi would be hot plus they're my favorite characters" pairing!'

Damn you, Sai!

....now come closer...

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Okay, enderxenocide arrives tomorrow, and as I wanted to be caught up so we could chat, I mainlined the end of naruto, all 100+ chapters of it.

( Running Commentary On 100+chapters of Naruto. )