Sometimes Gender-Specific Terms Suck

I am very sad that I can't find a way to rephrase 'chasing after him like a bitch in heat,' to a be masculine specific without insulting the girl being chased after.

Any suggestions, oh brilliant flist?

My Schedule Just Keeps Getting Worse & Worse

I got my schedule for the next three weeks, and, fuck.

I'm closing every single shift save two, which totally blows. First, because closing is waaaay harder than opening, secondly, it means I'll be getting home at six-thirty, which means that my whole day vanishes.

Also, I'm basically working full time. I'm actually working more hours than my mother (who works full time), and what's really annoying is that it's getting harder and harder to find time to work for the people I garden for who pay me so much more for my time.

LIGHTBULB MOMENT!

"You're chasing after her like a buck in rut."

I'm really said I lost the canine metaphor. That would have been nice.

Although it's kind of a moot point since I 'm 95% sure that it's not going to pass the in-character test.

Naruto Shipping Meme

I always enjoy laying out who should be macking on whom...

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