There's No Such Thing As An Atheist In Foxhole

Today, I have

-maimed my computer.

-dropped a marble-top bedside table on my foot

and tried to steam green beans without water which resulted in me:

-melting a pot

-ruining one of the elements of Darth Vader, our stove, as well as the drip bowl.

This is the conversation that followed.

Mom: ...so do you think you can handle chopping garlic?

Me: I dunno....

Mom: The knife is pretty sharp, be careful. [..]I want to go outside for a minute, do you think you can watch dinner?

Me: Mom, have you been paying attention to what's happened so far this evening?

Mom: Right, I'll finish cooking.

Me: *in a massive funk*

Mom: Wow, you certainly get up from a nap in a different mood when you don't have manga waiting for you! (context: yesterday, I woke up groggy and bleery eyed to find three volumes of Black Cat outside my door. I ended up dancing around the living room. Usually once I fall asleep, it take at least and hour for me to be a functional human being again.)

Me: Yeah, it's amazing the difference between getting manga and tormenting the other half of my soul!

Now my foot hurts and I can't sleep. So, I kinda really need to talk about my OTPs right now, m'kay? (gacked from the_sun_is_up)

List the first five OTPs that come into your head.

1.) Katara/Zuko

2.) Sakura/Kakashi

3.) Lust/Scar

4.) Veronica/Weevil

5.) Neji/Hinata

( The Sexy Q & A )

Because, Apparently, I REALLY Don't Want To Go To Bed

Thank god mom has a computer is all I'm saying.

This is also gacked from the_sun_is_up (she seems to have the best memes lately) and I kept the manga theme she had going on.

Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.

1. Fullmetal Alchemist
2. Black Cat
3. Tramps Like Us
4. Saiyuki
5. Naruto.

( Tag Is So Emo It Cuts Itself )