Tell Me Secrets, Tell Me Lies

You know how Sai!muse totally doesn't speak to me, despite the fact that he has been snuggled more than any emotionally Root-operative could expect? Luckily, ranty_rie  doesn't have that problem.

Smile

"Sai slides his eyes from the drying canvas to the little hand mirror he used to capture his expression into the painting and tugs his lips into three different smiles, none of them his own. Sakura’s is too narrow for him, too single minded. Naruto’s is like an ocean he’s expected to fill, too wide and too immeasurable for him to even start. Yamato-Tenzou-Yamato’s is too wise and too foolish for him to tell apart, too conflicting in its knowledge of the world.

Sai has the nerve to smirk at the mirror, after a moment of contemplation, but it doesn’t last more than a second; he has nothing to avenge, nothing he truly hates."

Also, over here dustbunny105  has Ino being badass. (With bonus badass Sakura)

I Am A Wicked Child

Secret post 628:

#113: who wouldn't do demon!Hakkai? Really, who?

#130: okay, I sort of laughed out loud at this one, and then felt bad. But, see, I feel like sitting her down and going, 'look, no one has the sex life of fictional characters, okay? No one.' Because, reality check, 85% of the smutty fanfic on the web? Written by virgins. Who are getting most of their ideas from other fiction. I mean, if anyone has a sex life and/or orgasms like fanon!Sakura or fanon!Ino or fanon!Draco or fanon!Katara or fanon!Gojyo or Faith or Dean or fandon!Sasuke or, fuck yes, fanon!Kakashi..... you bitch.

#136: I really liked this secret, even though it took me three minutes to figure out which direction to read.