Ain't No Good Chain Gang

gacked from anat_astarte :

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal (if you want to) and see how many crimes you get accused of.

God Is Dead

Oh, god people.

Please, stop updating awesome yet freaking tragic fics, okay? Because after the concluding chapter of Neji and his tragic fate, a new chapter of awesome yet terribly depressing Sakura/Kakashi, and rehashing my favorite yet unbearably painful Anko/Itachi, plus writing starts-fucked-up-and-ends-worse kakasaku yesterday night in basically one sitting... I'm about ready to burst into tears.

I mean, I was going to try and write some Itachi/Anko myself, tonight, but if I do, I'll probably end up sobbing helplessly into my Sai plushie and going "why? why Sai plushie? why does it hurt so much?"

I need, like, Kakashi and Sakura playing with puppies fic, or Chouji and Ino catching butterflies and necking, or sweet jesus, something cute and fluffy and good to remind me that the universe is not an endless, nihilistic pit of despair.

I think I'm going to finish the homework I have to get done (and should have finished already, natch) and then try to console myself with a hot shower and icon-uploading.