Cracked Out Naruto Theories. Also, Bleach Hate.

 You know, when people complained about Bleach being worse than Naruto, I didn't believe them.

I do know.

It's like everybody is fucking Sasuke.

Everyone is also super dumb.

This is the worst rescue I have ever seen in my life.

The only good part was when Rukia and Ichigo finally meet. That was awesome but the rest just made me want to stab someone.

That, and Ishida continuing to be The Girl.

Seriously, for the past fifty chapters it has been nothing but Sasuke  Ichigo getting stronger. It's boring and unbelievable and makes me hate him and hate his enemies for not killing him and hate everyone who isn't just sayin grab Rukia and make a break for it and hating Rukia for being weak after a month in prison and just in general it's hate hate hate.

Also, cracky random ideas for Naruto.

So, correct me if I'm wrong but Sai's older brother is light-haired and older - could he have been crazy-weird-name-guy who went to Orochimaru of his own will and was buddy-buddy with Juugo?

Also, there is only ONE situation in which I would accept Kakashi dying.

And that is if Sakura got his sharingan.

Wouldn't it be epic? Fucked up and tragic yet epic.

Also, I really miss the team of Cloud Nins who were going to deal with team motherfucking snakes.

Oh, Quincy, How Are You So Awesome

 Okay, Quincy just had his awesometastic fight with crazy scientist shinigami, Orihime was useful and awesome and bit the guy trying to rescue her, and I'm going to now flee Bleach like a burning building, going to the happy place in my head where Bleach is about Orihime and Ishida being smart and awesome and actually goal-driven instead of completely focused on getting "stronger."

Why Do So Many Awesome People Think They Suck

Dear Flist,

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE GUILT AND UNHAPPINESS, OKAY?

I mean, I know the December is a traditionally suicidal month but seriously.

Unless you have recently killed someone or kicked a puppy, there is no need for all the guilt.

You are all awesome, awesome people, and I am sick of seeing so posts about how you feel guilty for asking for things for Christmas or think you're a horrible person or think your flist is ready to cut you lose et cetera, et cetera.

Please, take a moment to inhale deeply, calm down, and realize the awesomeness that is you.

Now I'm going to get back into my bed and brood over how crappy I feel and the script I need to finish tonight.

Love,
Red.