He Embraced Him Like A Wife

 Okay, whoever commented that the Epic of Gilgamesh would make a great slash movie nailed it. It has everything! Two more-special-than-you boys, their close friendship and ambiguous descriptions thereof, the slutty, evil woman who wants Gilgamesh's ass and is subsequently destroyed.

Seriously, it was like reading a Naruto/Sasuke fanfic with bonus ooc!Sakura for English credit.

You Mean The Kids They Have In My Head?

I really wanted to do a fannish5 this week... but their prompt is pretty impossible, imho. Seriously 'Name your five favorite fictional kids.' You mean kids of characters you already know because how often do you see kids of characters you actually know, much less like them... *lightbulb* or does fannish5 just mean under-aged characters.... well, don't I feel dumb now.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated topic, for all the neurotic smiling and otherwise hilarious, loltastic, and adorkable faces Jeffery Donovan makes in Burn Notice, most have him looking all srs bsns.