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I get the ENTIRE APARTMENT to myself this weekend.

Which would be more fun if all of my friends weren't going home as well as the roommates but still.

The entire apartment.

ALL MINE.

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Also, this weeks fannish5 (which was an AWESOME prompt):

If you could erase five characters from any fandom, who would you choose?

1.) Excalibur, Soul Eater. Seriously, the bastard DOES NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY BEYOND ANNOYING.

2.) Aang, Avatar. My first thought was 'well, it's Aang. The shows sort-of about him and while I don't like his personality type, he's a good character to bring together characters I actually care about.' And then I read jakia's reasoning: "Can you imagine Avatar without the Avatar? It would have been Zuko struggling to regain his honor, while Sokka and Katara and Toph were badass awesome rebel fighters. Think about that, and then tell me you wouldn't want to watch it."

To which I will add: you and I both fucking know that if that show had aired, Rebel Leader Katara and Future Fire Lord Zuko would have been canon.

3.) Gaius Baltar, BSG. Yeah, I know, he was in the old show and very instrumental in getting stuff to happen. But goddamn I got sick of seeing him on my computer screen. Instead of being erased, I'd settle for having his screentime halved.

4.) Jason Stackhouse, True Blood. Seriously, what purpose does Jason serve besides scarring my eyes with horrible sex? *crickets chirp*

5.) That little dog who wouldn't let Sarah cross the bridge in Labyrinth.