I Am A Motherfucking Ninja

 I am making Cream Biscuits at 4:00 am in the morning and I have not woken my mother up yet.

You don't know what the acoustics in my house are like, so you can't understand what an epic achievement this is. Seriously, you can hear a penny drop in the kitchen from across the house.

I tip-toed into my room to sift the flour because I knew it would wake mom up if I didn't.

I feel so badass and girly right now, I can't even tell you.