(406): sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon

When you're reading a smutty multi-chapter fic and then BOOM! no warning in the tags, no subtextual red flags: IT'S A FUCKING BABY FIC.



I just wanted to read about two characters having sex and then falling in love.

Not having sex and then keeping the baby of a vacation fling, which is, fyi, A FUCKING STUPID MOVE.