This Is The Best Thing I've Found Via PCHH, Possibly Ever.

Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has F***ing Had It With You, Man

I Was Thinking About Picking Up Some Young Boys

afigureofspeech recently posted a rec collection with the them, ladies topping the fuck out of dudes. Run, don't walk.

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. Or On The Weekend.

My nails were so hideous (old polish chipped all to hell, ragged cuticles, etc) that I tried to get a manicure on my lunch break today. The salon was too busy to fit me in (which has never happened before; it's a walk-in only place) so now I'm waiting for my nails to dry and answering old comments, even though I should have been in bed about an hour ago.

Also, in a vain and repeated attempts to be productive, I have deleted and then reinstalled the tumblr app on my iTouch about six times. It's currently deleted. We'll see how long that lasts.