"Once, Sai had called Ino stupid because she wasn't taking a very obvious hint; Nara Shikamaru wasn't into her. Whether that was because he liked more meat between the thighs or because Ino was just unattractive was up for debate... but it couldn't help that she looked like she made her money on a corner and NOT going on missions. Ino had slapped him across the face and then attacked him when he'd informed her that she hit much more gently than Sakura did."
Just an idea... sorry to hijack. Though... you really shouldn't be afraid of SOME crudeness to Sai. He's not exactly kosher in the mouth department with some of the things he says.
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"Once, Sai had called Ino stupid because she wasn't taking a very obvious hint; Nara Shikamaru wasn't into her. Whether that was because he liked more meat between the thighs or because Ino was just unattractive was up for debate... but it couldn't help that she looked like she made her money on a corner and NOT going on missions. Ino had slapped him across the face and then attacked him when he'd informed her that she hit much more gently than Sakura did."
Just an idea... sorry to hijack. Though... you really shouldn't be afraid of SOME crudeness to Sai. He's not exactly kosher in the mouth department with some of the things he says.