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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 10:53 pm
Dear Santa,

I have been VERY GOOD* this past year.

In fact, just today I spent hours and hours driving my neighbor's son down to random exit of Highway 3 (had to backtrack twice, son was very little help with directions, I think he was half asleep most of the way) to pick up neighbor's OTHER son, because unlike EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ON MY GOD PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD I am unafraid of driving in the snow and know how to drive stick.

Wasn't that just angelic of me?

That was so good, in fact, that I think I deserve a little something special from the North Pole this year. Like, say, Hatake Kakashi naked and tied up with string under my tree. Or Hakkai, naked and reorganizing my room. Or Jack Hodgins, naked, sipping spiked eggnog, and fulfilling all my materialistic desires.

Don't worry boys, I know it's a wee bit nippy these days, but I will take it upon myself to warm you up throughly

Sincerely,
[livejournal.com profile] redbrunja 


*I maintain that all the porn I wrote is a public service, brightening the days of my flist and giving some deserving fictional characters the sweet-rough-tender loving that they so richly deserve.

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 08:30 am (UTC)
Oh look, it's some Sai/Sakura! (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/porn_battle/9677.html?thread=1618381#t1618381) Merry Christmas :P
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Hah! Great fic, ty for the link :D
Thursday, December 25th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
THANK YOU!
Friday, December 26th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
I don't think Santa is anti-porn.


"He sees you when you're sleeping/ He knows when you're awake"


I rest my case.
Friday, December 26th, 2008 05:36 am (UTC)
Case made.
Friday, December 26th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
If Kakashi had Naruto's super cloning ability, there would be no war. We'd all be too busy recovering from Sharingan orgasms.
Friday, December 26th, 2008 05:40 am (UTC)
So true. But I'd still be possessive as fuck and want him and his clones all to myself.
Friday, December 26th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC)
While Santa is pro-porn, he is anti-greed.

Keep in mind this is the season of giving.