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Well, That Got Me Out Of A Few Years Of Purgatory
Dear Santa,
I have been VERY GOOD* this past year.
In fact, just today I spent hours and hours driving my neighbor's son down to random exit of Highway 3 (had to backtrack twice, son was very little help with directions, I think he was half asleep most of the way) to pick up neighbor's OTHER son, because unlike EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ON MY GOD PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD I am unafraid of driving in the snow and know how to drive stick.
Wasn't that just angelic of me?
That was so good, in fact, that I think I deserve a little something special from the North Pole this year. Like, say, Hatake Kakashi naked and tied up with string under my tree. Or Hakkai, naked and reorganizing my room. Or Jack Hodgins, naked, sipping spiked eggnog, and fulfilling all my materialistic desires.
Don't worry boys, I know it's a wee bit nippy these days, but I will take it upon myself to warm you up throughly.
Sincerely,
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redbrunja
*I maintain that all the porn I wrote is a public service, brightening the days of my flist and giving some deserving fictional characters the sweet-rough-tender loving that they so richly deserve.
I have been VERY GOOD* this past year.
In fact, just today I spent hours and hours driving my neighbor's son down to random exit of Highway 3 (had to backtrack twice, son was very little help with directions, I think he was half asleep most of the way) to pick up neighbor's OTHER son, because unlike EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ON MY GOD PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD I am unafraid of driving in the snow and know how to drive stick.
Wasn't that just angelic of me?
That was so good, in fact, that I think I deserve a little something special from the North Pole this year. Like, say, Hatake Kakashi naked and tied up with string under my tree. Or Hakkai, naked and reorganizing my room. Or Jack Hodgins, naked, sipping spiked eggnog, and fulfilling all my materialistic desires.
Don't worry boys, I know it's a wee bit nippy these days, but I will take it upon myself to warm you up throughly.
Sincerely,
redbrunja *I maintain that all the porn I wrote is a public service, brightening the days of my flist and giving some deserving fictional characters the sweet-rough-tender loving that they so richly deserve.