Cliff: Daemon! DIE, sociopathic jerkface whom everyone panders to and enables! Die!

Shag: Soul. I keep hearing stuff about amazing oral sex.

Marry: Sai. He's so unexpectedly sweet. And we could make beautiful art together and there'd be lots of ink-made umbrellas and tables and other hilariously mundane items. And he's awkward and stoic. I'm nuts for those awkward, stoic, socially-backward guys. It's endearing.