redbrunja | It's Been A Long Time Since I've Played This...

Ooooo... Fun!

1. Hidan
2. Ulquiorra
3. Tobi

As soon as I saw you'd responded, I knew that you were going to be evil. I didn't expect you to go this way, though...

Cliff: Tobi. Who could stand the annoying syntax?

Shag: Hidan. Anime version is hot.

And if I survive...

Marry: Ulquiorra. He seems stable enough for the long term.

Urahara, Kakashi, Sanzo.

I'M evil? Woman, you just picked three of my most favorite men and gave me the choice of throwing ONE of them off a damn cliff! THAT'S evil! At least I gave you some people it'd be fun to toss off a cliff...

Anyway:

Cliff: Urahara, for two reasons. One, he's already (sort of) dead. Two, I trust him to survive a cliff fall over the other two.

Shag: Hands down, Kakashi. And it would be repeatedly and not at all restricted to flat surfaces. Pilates balls are VERY interesting to have sex on.

Marry: Sanzo. At least I know the man won't cheat on me. Unless it's with Hakkai... but then I'd wanna watch/join in.

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Yeah, and TWO of them are getting in my pants!

Shag: Hands down, Kakashi. And it would be repeatedly and not at all restricted to flat surfaces. Pilates balls are VERY interesting to have sex on.

Really? You must have good balance. *is impressed*

Oh, yeah... I did get two of them in your pants, didn't I? *grins* You're wonderfully nice then. At least I don't mind any of the above men getting in MY pants.

Yeah, balance is needed. And very strong abdominal muscles. But if you can pull it off, it's soooo worth it.

*puts it on the list*

Maka, Lucivar, Sokka

Cliff: Maka (Goodbye, Maka, it would have never worked between us. Plus, I'm sure Soul will save you).

Shag: Sokka. Who wouldn't?

Marry: Lucivar. I honestly found him the hottest guy in that entire series, and he would make a great husband and father.

Soul, Sai, and Daemon.

Cliff: Daemon! DIE, sociopathic jerkface whom everyone panders to and enables! Die!

Shag: Soul. I keep hearing stuff about amazing oral sex.

Marry: Sai. He's so unexpectedly sweet. And we could make beautiful art together and there'd be lots of ink-made umbrellas and tables and other hilariously mundane items. And he's awkward and stoic. I'm nuts for those awkward, stoic, socially-backward guys. It's endearing.

So not a Daemon fan?

And I would think Soul would be great in bed, just like Sai would make an awesome, if nontraditional, husband.

Very much not a Daemon fan, for all that I liked him during the first read. Through the second, he seemed more like a high-maintainance, melodramatic, volatile security risk...and I never forgave him for what he did to Surreal.

I've just become less and less into Janealle and Daemon as the series progresses (after the series, as it were).

As for what Daemon did to Surreal... I think that was a really smart authorial choice. It really showed how screwed up and dangerous he truly is.

I was never fond of Jaenelle to begin with, but Daemon started getting old after the second reading and with each new book just...gets older. And yes, what Daemon did to Surreal threw me harder than anything else he did because that was such a betrayal, a violation of the relationship they had, (psuedo siblings, with him in the position of elder sibling) and done without the 'good intentions' of his false betrayal at the end of the series.

I can't deny that it was a good authorial choice, but I did dislike that the author seemed to agree with Surreal's idea that it was her fault and that she was the one who broke the relationship. She was smashed and stupid and young.

Really? What didn't work for you with Jaenelle?

I really liked the two of them and were rooting for them, but each new story with them... it just becomes more and more clear that they're too perfect to be good characters.

And doesn't Daemon think to himself in one of the recent stories that it WAS his fault, and that basically that she WAS young and stupid and smashed and that he should have known that?

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Ichigo, Renji, and Byakuya. :P

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE EVIL CHOICES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cliff: Byakuya. For too many reasons to list.

Shag: Renji. He is hot.

Marry: Ichigo. Because he's MARGINALLY smarter than Renji.

Urahara, Aang, Grimmjow.

Cliff: Aang because he can fly, so no harm done.

Shag: Grimmjow because HOLY CRAP HE IS HOT.

Marry: Urahara because married life with him would never be dull.

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Cliff: Bato. Sorry, you're just not hot enough.

Shag: Hokoda. Talk about a DILF.

Marry: Piandao. Hot, rich, and on the right side. I don't see a reason to say no, do you?

For you, Iroh, Aang, Haku.

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Cliff: Aang. Except he can fly, the little bastard.

*snerk*

Oh, you're totally right, Iroh would make a great husband.

Your Icon = WIN

1. Ty Lee, Azula, Mai

and

2. Booth, Hodgins, Brennan
2.

Cliff: Mai

Shag: Azula

Marry: Ty Lee

Cliff: Brennan

Shag: Booth

Marry: Bones

For you: Yamato, Ino, Karin. (secondary character love!)

You both cliffed and married Bones! Poor hodgins feels left out.

Cliff: Karin

Shag: Ino

Marry: Yamato

Ooops, typo! I meant to marry Hodgins.

Me too. That's my order as well. Though if he weren't there I'd be up for marrying Booth, too.

Booth is certainly the marrying kind.

1. Fakir.
2. Zuko.
3. Neji.

Cliff: Neji. You're kind of an arrogance ass, and you're also in love with your cousin.

Shag: Fakir. Because that boy is HOT.

Marry: Zuko. Because he's Zuko.

For you, Sokka, Naruto, Mytho.

Cliff: Mytho. He's sweet but not my type.

Shag: Naruto.

Marry: Sokka. He has the ability to grow up, and he's fricken awesomesauce.

*nods*

Sokka would make a damn fine husband.

The ladies:
1. Sumire Iwaya
2. Inara Serra
3. Marie Mjolnir

The boys:
1. Roy Mustang
2. Haru of the Earth Kingdom
3. Death the Kid

♥

Cliff: Marie Mjolnir On the principle that I have no idea who she is.

Shag: Inara Serra. 'cause she is damn fine and would be EXCELLENT at it.

Marry: Sumire

Cliff: Death

Shag: Haru

Marry: Mustang

For you, Riza Hawkeye, Soul Eater and Sokka.

Marie Mjolnir...you know, from Soul Eater? Cute blond lady, lives with Professor Stein, eyepatch, once considered marrying a toilet?

...that's a terrible choice to put to a girl, you know that? Um...

Cliff: Hawkeye. She'd find a badass way to survive it. I love her but I identify her too strongly with my friend Aimee to, um, have sex with her. Aaaawkward.

Shag: Soul. Ironically, although I called the tossup by who I could less stand to take away from their canon partner, shagging me would probably be a deal-breaker anyway. Catch-22 much? But then, there seems to be a generally-held notion of him being amazing in bed, so... :3

Marry: Sokka. He's a darling. Period.

Oh, THAT Marie! Yay, she's still getting cliffed.

And that was just a humilating scene all 'round. That god sensible glasses was there to drag her back to sanity.

Soul does seem the time to be amazing in bed. All the shots of his mouth and his tongue and his hands playing the piano....

Isshin (Ichigo's poppa), Sasuke, and Jet (from Avatar)

*winces*

Cliff: Isshin. Dickhead.

FUCK INTO THE GROUND: Sasuke. I'd enjoy that one FAR more than he would.

Marry: Jet. I'd make a pretty widow, and he could possibly be a cool guy to have around for a while.

Ishida, Naruto, Sokka.

Sorry, I'm evil :P

Cliff: Naruto, although I'd feel really, really bad about doing it.

Shag: Sokka...Water Tribe's got it going on...plus, as evidenced by The Southern Raiders, he'd set the mood and everything.

Marry: Ishida. He sews, he has good taste, is easy on the eyes, and is kind of the perfect ~~wife~~ husband.

Ishida would make an AMAZING husband/wife. (and really, wouldn't you want a wife as opposed to a husband?) Plus, he's SMART. Imagine how well the children would do in school!

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Cliff: Jeong Jeong

Shag: Pakku

Marry: Iroh.

For you, Sasuke, Naruto, Sai.

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His hair is weird.

And since that's basically all I remember about him....

Guys: Booth, Kakashi, Sai.

Ladies: Sakura, Katara, Toph.

DAMN! The guys were HARD!.

Cliff: Sai, I love you dearly, but you're a fixer upper, and if I can have someone who's already basically done...

Shag: Kakashi. Oh HELL YEAH!

Marry: Booth. Because he comes with HELL YEAH, and would be an awesome husband and father.

Cliff: Toph

Shag: Katara

Marry: Suki.

Zuko, Kakashi, Hodgins.

Cliff: Zuko. I wouldn't want to, but I would only because he has Aang to save him. Or Katara. I don't think he can do the jetpack!fire bending thing.

Shag: Kakashi. They are all full of win, but only he can look at me and give me orgasms. Plus I couldn't bear to kill him and I don't think I'd want to marry him.

Marry: Hodgins. Smart, rich, sweet, funny, and cute. Why not? Plus, if I'm ever buried alive in a car with him, I know he can McGuyver me out.

Yes, Hodgins is arguably the perfect man.

They are all full of win, but only he can look at me and give me orgasms.

I love how we all know this is true.

I'm gonna do one for the girls and one for the guys.

Suki, Anko, Maka.

Zuko, Kakashi, Sokka.

Cliff: Suki (sorry, Suki)

Shag: Anko

Marry: Maka (although part of me thinks we're too alike to be truly compatible.)

Cliff Zuko (I love you dearly but...)

Shag: Kakashi. (HELL YEAH!)

Marry: Sokka. (I think he'd be a really, really great husband.)