But I wanted to share two ficlets that made my evening, both byflibbergibbet:
Temp, which is Ino/Chouji with flower meanings and Ino being haughty and Chouji being as adorable as he innately is.
Mindfuck, which is either Sakura/Itachi or Sakura vs Itachi (I can't decide). Not only is it hot, interesting, and fucked up, it has a delightful little twist at the end that hits on of my Naruto specific bulletproof kinks.