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Sweetness, I Was Only Joking
I found this via bellzooks and it's possibly the most hilarious thing ever:
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Also, in completely different tone, Solid & Etc has the prettiest, hottest Hellsing art ever. Examples:
It's not all Integra and Alucard (in fact, the author has a nice variety) but the Alucard x Integra ones were my favorites.
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Now, some fantastic Avatar and Naruto art:
Strip Pai Sho
He wears Calvin Klein by ~byShamora on deviantART
Mmmm, hairpulling.
Also, the full version of my icon:
Tonight... by ~byShamora on deviantART
I really feel like somewhere, there must be a fic that goes along with this.
Also, Itachi/Anko:
Dango Wars -- Art Trade by *ToonTwins on deviantART
No, I couldn't believe it either.
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Also, in completely different tone, Solid & Etc has the prettiest, hottest Hellsing art ever. Examples:
It's not all Integra and Alucard (in fact, the author has a nice variety) but the Alucard x Integra ones were my favorites.
~~~
Now, some fantastic Avatar and Naruto art:
Strip Pai Sho
He wears Calvin Klein by ~byShamora on deviantART
Mmmm, hairpulling.
Also, the full version of my icon:
Tonight... by ~byShamora on deviantART
I really feel like somewhere, there must be a fic that goes along with this.
Also, Itachi/Anko:
Dango Wars -- Art Trade by *ToonTwins on deviantART
No, I couldn't believe it either.
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I watched the anime for HS, but never read the manga. I was kind of into the pairing. Is the pairing featured at all in the manga?
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also!
And, well, I'd trade my ass for her cheekbones! Seriously.
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And I'd trade my ass for her skinny little torso and perfect b-cups.
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You're making me wanna write smut now. You're evil.
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I was crossing my fingers this would happen. I was like, 'who do I know who would write IxA porn? Hmmmm' On that subject, I keep thinking about Integra deciding she needs an heir and Alucard's reaction.
And Solid&Etc's art is incredible.
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This is no joke, but I actually started writing JUST THAT THING on my break today! Chair sexing and phone interruption and Alucard being wicked with his tongue...
Now, if you can just take that brain control ability of yours and make Kakashi and Sakura get down to it in my head, we''ll be set. They will NOT get to the making out for some reason.
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This is no joke, but I actually started writing JUST THAT THING on my break today! Chair sexing and phone interruption and Alucard being wicked with his tongue...
Sweeeeeeeet.
As for Kakashi and Sakura... usually there's one of the easiest couples to get into bed, but I can see why they're giving you trouble in that verse - they've go so many reasons NOT to have sex - the lying, the virginity, the fact that everyone knows they're dating...
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Well, it's not so much that. See, they WANT to. In my head, they're making out fiercely with each other. And it's hot. You should be happy being in my head right now. Lots of groping and kissing and hands starting to go up shirts... And Sakura saying, 'take it off" to Kakashi. *cackles* It's going to be fabulous.
The problem is actually a) me getting nitpicky about the lead in to the making out. I've changed it a grand total of six times now. And I'm going to change it again when I get home. Then b) I need a way to stop them from actually having sex while bearing in mind the future making out that'll happen.
Right now they're making out on the couch, lying down and her leg slung over his hip. I'm debating on whether to have Ino walk in, Sakura call stop or Kakashi call stop.
Ino would be fun because then she could be all like, "ZOMG! U R SEXING KAKASHI!" However, I'm thinking her interruption might be better LATER for when they're pretty much taking clothing off. The future making out will happen in the kitchen, on the table. And I think it'd be hysterical if Ino pulled a, "Honey, I'm home!" and Sakura's like, "I-Ino! SHIT!" *grabs shirt and shoves kakashi off* This works well here because there would BE no excuse for it; they both were fully prepared to have sex and it would give kakashi some massive angst: "I wasn't stopping. Shit, why didn't SHE call stop? Damn it... still horny..."
The plus for Sakura calling stop is I've yet to see a fic where SHE says, "Okay... no. Too fast." I've also yet to see one where Kakashi agrees with this. The problem with this is that this chapter's gonna have masturbation from both parties, so to have either of them really stop and then go on to masturbate TO that person seems a little contradictory... *shrugs*
I'll figure it out. Unless you're gonna hijack my brain for a bit.
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Ohhh, that IS a nice place to be. *purrs*
The problem with this is that this chapter's gonna have masturbation from both parties, so to have either of them really stop and then go on to masturbate TO that person seems a little contradictory... *shrugs*
I agree that it feels too contradictory and I sounds like you want to save the Ino interuption for laters.... My question would be, do they have to be in Sakura's house? Or Kakashi's? Because if say, there were in a little used corner of a park, they could probably get pretty far, and then be like, 'oh, hells, this isn't the best place for this' and/or Sakura could always have a shift she needs to get to... Anyway, those are my two cents.
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Well, they're already at Sakura's right now. And it's raining a little out, so sitting in the park probably wouldn't be good for this scene. Maybe I'll just scrap the making out for this chapter and do more fluffy stuff... I dunno. The story does need some spicing up.
Oh, and since the email situation is a little iffy, I'll send you a note with an idea of shortening the fic and all that. If you don't mind, that is?
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Of COURSE I don't mind! Send away.
And don't force the porn if it just doesn't want to porn.
So is it your email program that's giving you trouble or what?
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No, it definitely wants to be a small slice of porny goodness. But... I've got Jiraiya poking at my muse saying, "Oi, perv! Maybe you should hold off just a little longer and write some fluff." Bob is giving Jiraiya a wtf look and saying, "Ah... come again?" And Jiraiya's smirking and saying, "Haven't even come once, and don't mind if I do!" Bob wants to kill him now for such a bad pun.
The trouble's not my email. It's Vista. Apparently, there's this stupid thing on there that came preinstalled with Josephine that screens emails with attachments and such. And the padre found a slight glitch in that which makes it screen both incoming and outgoing attachments. So, basically, I'll think an email was sent and then it wasn't. But master hacker padre fixed it now. He said it was probably a security devise that remained unnoticed until I started using the computer on open connections or something like that. *shrugs* I dunno.
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The Hellsing pics are great! AlucardxIntegra is so damned sexy.
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