Tell Me Of My Lovers

[redbrunja]

gacked from lynnxlady :

The "If my LJ were a fandom" meme!

1. Who would people ship me with?

2. Who would be my arch-nemesis?

3. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?

4. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?

5. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

6. What would a typical badfic involve?

7. Who would be the BNFs (Big Name Fans) in my fandom?

8. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

Comments

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I have no idea how to answer most of these. But I'll try #5.

Summary: Two hot people fuck, with their clothes on.

WIN!

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Ha! That would totally be it!

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, this is an amazing meme.

8: It'd end up on fandom_wank because people would keep asking why you rant about things that you read.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Hell, if one more person asks me that, I might end up on fandom wank for reals.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

You not finding something so "in your face sexist" sexist, calling other women 'sluts', worshiping kishimoto like crazy...

This had me cracking up so hard.

Jumping the Shark:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JumpingTheShark

In short, the episode where, looking back, everything started to go horribly, horribly wrong, and the show should have ended before the jumping the shark episode could have aired.

[lynnxlady.livejournal.com]

Heh, I looked at the "stolen from lynnxlady" part and went, "when did I do that?" Then I looked at my lj and realized it's on the first page - but I actually did it three years ago. Wow, I don't updated my lj enough.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

LOL!

You CERTAINLY need to post more! ^_^

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

5. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Red gets some Nakama together, they all go out and buy Big Freaking Guns, Red beats up some guys, hot sex occurs, and then they all go out and BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER. The End.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I wish my life was more like this, you know, in reality.