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nimblnymph 's was I forgot that I knew (not kidding about this).
So, here is some fic. I apologize for the epic lateness.
1. Angst
At Hinata's wedding, Sakura seduced the best man.
It wasn't that hard.
While the rest of the wedding party was heading to the reception, Sakura simply put her mouth next to the Kazekage's ear and asked if he'd like to have sex with her.
Gaara stopped dead, looked at her with a blank, shocked look on his face (the most emotion she'd ever seen him express - at least that wasn't psychotic, murderous rage) and then he nodded once, shortly.
She managed it perfectly, too.
When Naruto burst from the reception hall into the attached sitting room, yelling that she needed to get on the dance floor 'cause Hinata was just about to toss the bouquet and that was the kind of thing girls thought was important, right? Sakura was just releasing Gaara's cock from her mouth with a wet pop, his clothing undone and pulled away from his thin body.
She was so sorry that the wedding photographer missed getting a photo of the look on Naruto face as she rose, tulle rustling. She licked the last traces of bitter-salt flavor from her lips as she brushed past him.
She ended up catching the bouquet, too.
2. AU
Sakura slid the crime scene photos through the slot, staring at Gaara through the plate glass.
"Either you have a fan or a protégée - I'd like to know which," she stated, and then added a wavering, "please," she she was going to spend the drive back to Quantico kicking herself for.
Gaara's flat green eyes bored into hers.
Then he smiled.
"No," he said, returning to his bunk and closing his eyes. "I don't think I'm in the mood to help you, Agent Haruno. You're nowhere near desperate enough."
Sakura's eyes narrowed. "That's right, you like your prey struggling don't you?"
Gaara's grin widened manically. "Exactly."
3. Crack
Sometimes, Jinchuriki shouldn't be healed.
For example when the chi involved would create a psychic link between healer and shinobi, it would be best to let the individual and the beast he housed die.
Shukaku stormed across the mental bridge created by the healing chakra flowing into Gaara's body, starving for a chance to decimate and destroy.
Before he could reach the delicious fields of Haruno Sakura's mind, he met a force with a capacity for violence he could only marvel at.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Inner Sakura howled and Shukaku decided that maybe it was safer curled in the familiar bondage of Gaara no Subaku's head.
4. Crossover
Sakura hacked up fluid, spitting to clear her mouth, her hands pinned to the floor with loops of water. Next to her, Gaara lolled, conscious, from where water bound him to the wall.
Above her, two individuals were having a conservation.
"I didn't know that earthbenders could control air as well," the girl said. Her voice would have been pleasant if it hadn't been so cold.
"I didn't know earthbenders could heal," the boy sounded interested. "Did you see her? She punches harder than Toph."
"Don't ever say that where Toph could hear you," the girl advised.
5. First Time
His stated reason for requesting a sparring session with her was to see if the Fifth Hokage's strength was myth or rumor; in actuality, Shukaku was hissing in his ear about bounds and breaking and he wanted another chance to see what was in Haruno Sakura that gave Naruto such strength.
It took him twenty minutes to pin her against a trunk of sand.
This time, when she was pinned, he was inches away from her instead of ten feet, panting with bloodlust.
She was conscious - glaring at him, in fact - teeth lined with blood and split lip dripping across her chin. Shukaku was screaming kill kill kill, his control was fraying, and he mashed his lips against hers, sucking, trying to swallow every salty drop. He took her bottom lip in his mouth, lapped at the blood smeared across her chin.
When he focused on Sakura's eyes, there was an expression in them that he'd never seen before.
"You stole my first kiss," she said, dazed, and if he hadn't had his ultimate sand defense, her punch would have broken his neck.
6. Fluff
Gaara hated watching Sakura sleep.
He hated the way she frowned, sometimes, fists clenching, like she was fighting someone he couldn't kill for her, hated the way she'd smile like she was greeting a lover in her dreams, sigh like someone had just kissed her.
When the writhing jealously in his gut and Shukaku's whispers become impossible to ignore, he'd wake her up.
He'd take a nipple in his mouth, slide his fingers into her, stroke and suck until she gasped her way into consciousness.
7. Humor
Kankoru had been so excited that Haruno Sakura was accompanying Naruto on his visit to Suna - he vanished for a week into his workshop, cut in front of his brother to side beside her, and midway through a dinner in which Gaara glared at him with slitted eyes, asked Sakura oh-so-casually if she'd mind if he tested some of his new battle-puppets with her.
Kankarou had ten puppets.
Sakura had her bare hands.
The match lasted 5.6 seconds.
"Was was your brother terribly upset?" Sakura asked later, her legs tangled with his.
Gaara considered. When he'd left his family home, Temari had been patting Kankarou's shoulder and snort-giggling while Kankarou stared at the wall with a blank, traumatized look on his face.
"No," he answered.
8. Hurt/Comfort
Sasuke came back to Konoha, and Sakura decided to spent a few days in Konoha.
Her (former?) teammate was still in the hospital after their fight to recover him, and Sakura needed - she wasn't sure what she needed.
What she wanted, though, was Gaara. She wanted to feel him hot inside her, wanted to see the feral look that came over his face when she was naked and writhing under him, wanted to know that there was a person in the world who she could delude herself into believing loved her best.
9. Smut
It was perfectly acceptable for him to stand on the balcony. It was his balcony, after all. And if he was outside Sakura's room, well... he only knew that because she'd left her curtains open. Admittedly, it didn't appear that the window had curtains, which she should have paid attention to before kicking her covers away and pulling her shorts off, spreading her legs wide and stroking glistening folds with her fingers.
Anyone walking by could see her, could look in and watch her back arc as she moaned, as she rocked her hips, the scent of her arousal filling the air.
Anyone at all.
10. UST
"If you're interested, you should just ask her out," Kankuro said, like it was that easy and Gaara wanted to kill him.
"Haruno-san is simply a friend," Gaara said icily and imagined his brother's bloody death. "And Naruto's paramour."
That wasn't strictly true, and Sakura would have punched him for saying so. What was true and what Gaara wasn't saying, was that he refused to pursue a relationship with the medic for simpler reasons.
He was a monster.
Deep down, in a place Gaara couldn't banish no matter how strong his self-control, he wanted her. Not as a girlfriend, not as a lover, not even as a mate.
Animals had mates and he was still lower yet; he wanted to fuck her, possess her, use her until she bled and lap up her pink-tinged juices.
nimblnymph 's was I forgot that I knew (not kidding about this).So, here is some fic. I apologize for the epic lateness.
1. Angst
At Hinata's wedding, Sakura seduced the best man.
It wasn't that hard.
While the rest of the wedding party was heading to the reception, Sakura simply put her mouth next to the Kazekage's ear and asked if he'd like to have sex with her.
Gaara stopped dead, looked at her with a blank, shocked look on his face (the most emotion she'd ever seen him express - at least that wasn't psychotic, murderous rage) and then he nodded once, shortly.
She managed it perfectly, too.
When Naruto burst from the reception hall into the attached sitting room, yelling that she needed to get on the dance floor 'cause Hinata was just about to toss the bouquet and that was the kind of thing girls thought was important, right? Sakura was just releasing Gaara's cock from her mouth with a wet pop, his clothing undone and pulled away from his thin body.
She was so sorry that the wedding photographer missed getting a photo of the look on Naruto face as she rose, tulle rustling. She licked the last traces of bitter-salt flavor from her lips as she brushed past him.
She ended up catching the bouquet, too.
2. AU
Sakura slid the crime scene photos through the slot, staring at Gaara through the plate glass.
"Either you have a fan or a protégée - I'd like to know which," she stated, and then added a wavering, "please," she she was going to spend the drive back to Quantico kicking herself for.
Gaara's flat green eyes bored into hers.
Then he smiled.
"No," he said, returning to his bunk and closing his eyes. "I don't think I'm in the mood to help you, Agent Haruno. You're nowhere near desperate enough."
Sakura's eyes narrowed. "That's right, you like your prey struggling don't you?"
Gaara's grin widened manically. "Exactly."
3. Crack
Sometimes, Jinchuriki shouldn't be healed.
For example when the chi involved would create a psychic link between healer and shinobi, it would be best to let the individual and the beast he housed die.
Shukaku stormed across the mental bridge created by the healing chakra flowing into Gaara's body, starving for a chance to decimate and destroy.
Before he could reach the delicious fields of Haruno Sakura's mind, he met a force with a capacity for violence he could only marvel at.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Inner Sakura howled and Shukaku decided that maybe it was safer curled in the familiar bondage of Gaara no Subaku's head.
4. Crossover
Sakura hacked up fluid, spitting to clear her mouth, her hands pinned to the floor with loops of water. Next to her, Gaara lolled, conscious, from where water bound him to the wall.
Above her, two individuals were having a conservation.
"I didn't know that earthbenders could control air as well," the girl said. Her voice would have been pleasant if it hadn't been so cold.
"I didn't know earthbenders could heal," the boy sounded interested. "Did you see her? She punches harder than Toph."
"Don't ever say that where Toph could hear you," the girl advised.
5. First Time
His stated reason for requesting a sparring session with her was to see if the Fifth Hokage's strength was myth or rumor; in actuality, Shukaku was hissing in his ear about bounds and breaking and he wanted another chance to see what was in Haruno Sakura that gave Naruto such strength.
It took him twenty minutes to pin her against a trunk of sand.
This time, when she was pinned, he was inches away from her instead of ten feet, panting with bloodlust.
She was conscious - glaring at him, in fact - teeth lined with blood and split lip dripping across her chin. Shukaku was screaming kill kill kill, his control was fraying, and he mashed his lips against hers, sucking, trying to swallow every salty drop. He took her bottom lip in his mouth, lapped at the blood smeared across her chin.
When he focused on Sakura's eyes, there was an expression in them that he'd never seen before.
"You stole my first kiss," she said, dazed, and if he hadn't had his ultimate sand defense, her punch would have broken his neck.
6. Fluff
Gaara hated watching Sakura sleep.
He hated the way she frowned, sometimes, fists clenching, like she was fighting someone he couldn't kill for her, hated the way she'd smile like she was greeting a lover in her dreams, sigh like someone had just kissed her.
When the writhing jealously in his gut and Shukaku's whispers become impossible to ignore, he'd wake her up.
He'd take a nipple in his mouth, slide his fingers into her, stroke and suck until she gasped her way into consciousness.
7. Humor
Kankoru had been so excited that Haruno Sakura was accompanying Naruto on his visit to Suna - he vanished for a week into his workshop, cut in front of his brother to side beside her, and midway through a dinner in which Gaara glared at him with slitted eyes, asked Sakura oh-so-casually if she'd mind if he tested some of his new battle-puppets with her.
Kankarou had ten puppets.
Sakura had her bare hands.
The match lasted 5.6 seconds.
"Was was your brother terribly upset?" Sakura asked later, her legs tangled with his.
Gaara considered. When he'd left his family home, Temari had been patting Kankarou's shoulder and snort-giggling while Kankarou stared at the wall with a blank, traumatized look on his face.
"No," he answered.
8. Hurt/Comfort
Sasuke came back to Konoha, and Sakura decided to spent a few days in Konoha.
Her (former?) teammate was still in the hospital after their fight to recover him, and Sakura needed - she wasn't sure what she needed.
What she wanted, though, was Gaara. She wanted to feel him hot inside her, wanted to see the feral look that came over his face when she was naked and writhing under him, wanted to know that there was a person in the world who she could delude herself into believing loved her best.
9. Smut
It was perfectly acceptable for him to stand on the balcony. It was his balcony, after all. And if he was outside Sakura's room, well... he only knew that because she'd left her curtains open. Admittedly, it didn't appear that the window had curtains, which she should have paid attention to before kicking her covers away and pulling her shorts off, spreading her legs wide and stroking glistening folds with her fingers.
Anyone walking by could see her, could look in and watch her back arc as she moaned, as she rocked her hips, the scent of her arousal filling the air.
Anyone at all.
10. UST
"If you're interested, you should just ask her out," Kankuro said, like it was that easy and Gaara wanted to kill him.
"Haruno-san is simply a friend," Gaara said icily and imagined his brother's bloody death. "And Naruto's paramour."
That wasn't strictly true, and Sakura would have punched him for saying so. What was true and what Gaara wasn't saying, was that he refused to pursue a relationship with the medic for simpler reasons.
He was a monster.
Deep down, in a place Gaara couldn't banish no matter how strong his self-control, he wanted her. Not as a girlfriend, not as a lover, not even as a mate.
Animals had mates and he was still lower yet; he wanted to fuck her, possess her, use her until she bled and lap up her pink-tinged juices.
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Thank you! It's totally cool that you forgot and all, but wow... so awesome!
Favorites by far are crack and crossover. I'd LOVE to see crossover expanded out a bit. It could be a very interesting thing. And crack... *SNORTS* I'm so glad I was already sitting down for that one!
Thank you so much!
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And if I had the slightest idea WHERE TO GO with cross-over, I might.
I had such fun writing crack. Inner Sakura would pwn every single character in that manga.
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Oh, definitely! Inner Sakura's terrifying.
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Edit: Oh, I posted Attitude Problem chapter 2 a few days ago, I don't know if you had the chance to read it yet as you've been busy. :)
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And I read chapter 2 but I've been busy and didn't review.
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Re: AP, no worries about reviewing it. I've got a big fic backlog to go through myself from trying to get the first 30 lemons story out (since it's been a month since I signed up for it.)
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Great icon, by the way.
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<3 <3 "You stole my first kiss," she said, dazed, and if he hadn't had his ultimate sand defense, her punch would have broken his neck.
Why don't you write Gaara more often?? All of these were hot. XD
..One quick thing though- I think you meant "was the KIND of the thing girls thought WERE" instead of "was the find of thing girls thought was important" in the first one... but I could be wrong!
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I'm glad you found all of these hot. And the 'kind' was a typo, but I went with 'was' because I don't think Naruto would be grammatically correct. ^_^
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Sakura, I think you just broke his brain.
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Also, Shukaku/Inner!Sakura = OPT OF CRACKTACULAR WIN. Just saying. (http://kikikun.deviantart.com/art/Full-Moon-Happy-Hour-20716091)
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