Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean An Invisible Demon Isn't About To Eat Your Face

[redbrunja]

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Mwaha-ha-ha!

Also, there's this: how to look like a twilight vampire.

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[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

*cracking up severely*

The Cullens are vegetarian. So get golden and black contacts on the internet or from your eye doctor. Obviously.

Wear hidden ice packs if so, or if you're at home and ready to greet someone stick your hands in the freezer or something! :) Yes, this will win you many fans.

Stare. A lot. But don't stare at people that would creep them out. Stare at a thing for as long as you can manage, and try not to blink. (...) You should always be observing people. And if they look at you, don't be afraid to stare at them for a while and then slowly glide your eyes back to your starting point.

Try inhaling sharply through your nose.

Man, I'm just picturing all these unfortunate teenaged girls, deliberately trying to glide elegantly, run super-fast, and hold perfectly still at the same time, staring at the backs of people's heads, and periodically snorting. Somehow, I don't think making their skin cold in case of physical contact is going to be a problem.

And my personal favorite: And don't be a drama queen please.

[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, balls, you linked to TVTropes. *gets sucked in*

Links are hilarious. XDXD

[sureasdawn.livejournal.com]

You did not just link to TV Tropes. Though this reminds me I've got the first eight Dresden books in a box somewhere and I still haven't read them.

[smillaraaq.livejournal.com]

Bwah -- have you already seen the oh-so-unofficial Twilight-inspired dildo? Yes, it sparkles! And is presented with coy advertising copy noting how well silicone holds temperature if you were to chuck it in the freezer. XD

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

NO, BUT THAT IS POSSIBLY THE MOST LOL-TASTIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE AND I NEED A LINK RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I just did.

[syl-luvs-silver.livejournal.com]

I COME BEARING LINKS!
http://www.journalfen.net/community/sparklefield/52439.html
http://www.journalfen.net/community/sparklefield/53232.html

I laughed my head off at the shower curtain.

Also... stealing the meme. :P

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

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[syl-luvs-silver.livejournal.com]

Eloquent as always. Seriously, I love it. Imagine Edward pinning under his intense gaze as you shower... and you could totally use the dildo then as well.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Links ARE hilarious.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm just picturing all these unfortunate teenaged girls, deliberately trying to glide elegantly, run super-fast, and hold perfectly still at the same time, staring at the backs of people's heads, and periodically snorting. Somehow, I don't think making their skin cold in case of physical contact is going to be a problem.

No, I really don't think they're going to have any difficulty with that whatsoever.

And my personal favorite: And don't be a drama queen please.

*snorts* Like you could NOT be a drama queen while being willing to do this.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I'm am SO sure that there are girls who do just that.