He Embraced Him Like A Wife

[redbrunja]

 Okay, whoever commented that the Epic of Gilgamesh would make a great slash movie nailed it. It has everything! Two more-special-than-you boys, their close friendship and ambiguous descriptions thereof, the slutty, evil woman who wants Gilgamesh's ass and is subsequently destroyed.

Seriously, it was like reading a Naruto/Sasuke fanfic with bonus ooc!Sakura for English credit.