Nothing Is As Satisfying As A Good Answer

[redbrunja]

Here are the answers to the Q&A meme. (The first part is here.) 

First, the characters I choose:

1.) Will Schuester, Glee

2.) Cara, Legend of the Seeker

3.) Jack Bristow, Alias

4.) Soul, Soul Eater

5.) Richard Castle, Castle

6.) Wesley, Buffy & Angel

7.) Adelle deWitt, Dollhouse

8.) Edward Elric, FMA

9.) Fred, Angel

10.) Aang, Avatar

11.) Azula, Avatar

12.) Lorelai Gilmore

13.) Ted Mosby, HIMYM

14.) Shota, Legend of the Seeker

15.) The Vampire Katherine, The Vampire Diaries

What people asked:

Out of everyone on the list, who would you trade books with? (Meaning, who do you think would enjoy your collection and vice versa)

Number Five, Richard Castle, without a doubt. He'd enjoy my strongly-geared towards-entertainment selection of sci-fi, fantasy and urban fantasy (even if he gives the few straight-up romance novels a pass... or does he?) I think I'd find his collection a bit too heavy on the mysteries to be completely to my taste, but very entertaining nonetheless.

5 (Castle) and 6 (Wesley) are a couple and have a child, what does it look like?

*dies*

*dies some more*

Okay, so ummm. Given that Alexis doesn't look a think like him, I'm going to take pity of the kid and say the the Wes/Cas baby doesn't take after Rick either. So think mini-Wes (can you say 'awwww'?)

15 (The Vampire Katherine) dies saving the world. Why did they do it? Who was trying to destroy it?

Katherine saves the world when her clever plan to gain witch powers fails in the midst of her great-great-great-etc granddaughter Isabelle's plot to destroy the world.

4 (Soul) decides to try her/his hand at world domination, and number two (Cara) is on board to be head henchperson. Six (Wesley) decides its up to them to save the world from this fate. How does it all play out?

Okay, first, Soul must have succumbed to insanity to want to rule the world in the first place, given he isn't shown to be the most motivated fellow. Therefor, it would be up to Cara to keep him on track. (Luckily she has lots of experiences as a henchperson as wells as herding easily distracted people.) So Soul would amass a decent amount of power before Wesley steps in. Epic Wesley/Cara fight ensues, followed by epic Wesley/Cara smex. Rise, repeat, while Soul goes deeper into insanity and ends up offing himself, freeing up Cara to follow Wesley around cracking wise and being sexy as fuck.

Three (Jack) hosts a dinner party and has their choice of guests from anyone on the list. Who do they invite?

I think he has a nice, candlit dinner with Adelle, after they spend the evening at a gallery opening.

Which character would be the best leader of a ninja army?

I think that honor would have to go to Azula.

Twelve (Lorelai) and six (Wesley) go up against one (Will) and nine (Fred) in a game of volleyball. Who wins?

Any team with Lorelai on it automatically loses. Especially since I doubt Wesley knows how to play volleyball, whereas I bet Will and Fred both learned in high school.

Which character would you want cooking for you?

Ted. I bet he would come up with an amazing dinnr.

Nine (Fred) is forced to kill fifteen (Vampire Katherine). What happens next?

Lorne, Gun and Wes take her out for drinks.

Five (Castle) and seven (Adelle) go on a date. Does it go well?

Absolutely not. Adelle is both utterly out of Castle's league and unamused. Castle bases the ice-blooded antagonist of his next book on her. The climax involves Nikki Heat and Ms Hearts in a knife-fight after they are both dosed when the building's sprinkler system goes off.

7 (Adelle) is having 8's (Edward's) baby. How does 9 (Fred) feel about this?

Fred is wondering why people on the internet write Dollhouse/FMA crossovers instead of focusing on the adorableness of Sierra and Victor.

1 (Will) and 13 (Ted) have dinner at an expensive restaurant. Who pays, and how does the fight/discussion of that go?

They go dutch, and since they're both hetersexual dudes, there really isn't much discussion of this.

If 10 (Aang) had a livejournal, who among the others would be on their f-list? Have friended them back? Anyone banned? Who makes the super-sekkrit friends group?

Everyone who friended him would be on his friends group! But Katara made him ban Azula. His super-sekkrit f-group is made up of Will, Ted, Fred, and Soul, even though Soul hasn't friended him back yet.

2 (Cara) catches 12 (Lorelai) and 5 (Castle) whilst making out. Do they break it up, sneak away, or keep watching? And why are 12 (Lorelai) and 5 (Castle) making out, anyway?

Cara watches consideringly for a moment, and then moves on. Lor and Castle started off the evening alternatively bragging about their respective offspring and commiserating about single parenthood over appletinis. Then they start taking about the burdens/joys of being an attractive, young single parent and the night went in the expected direction from there.

6 (Wesley) needs a roommate, and 11 (Azula) and 3 (Jack) are the only options. Who does 6 (Wesley) pick, and why?

Jack, without a second's pause. He and Bristow are both smart, reserved, highly-trained gentlemen and get on quite well. Rooming with Azula would have been like rooming with Faith, with the added disadvantage of Azula being jailbait.

4 (Soul) steals something from 15 (Vampire Katherine). What is it, why does 4 (Soul) steal it, and what does 15 (Vampire Katherine) do to get it back?

Soul steals a powerful magic object that Maka needs to help rescue Kidd. Katherine throws a tantrum and attacks Maka in order to force Soul to give back her magical object.

14 (Shota) is celebrating Valentine's Day as a single. What do they do?

She gets drunk and then puts curses on the obnoxiously in love. (What out, Richard and Kahlan.)

Comments

[ivy-chan.livejournal.com]

-I feel really sorry for Soul in this meme. Poor guys goes insane, tries to take over the world, kills himself, has someone attack his partner, and is stuck on Aang's friendlist.

- *lol* I like how 'A' is forced to kill 'B' scenario ended up with zero angst.

-And Azula would be the BEST zombie leader of an apocalypse. Although the fire thing might be problematic.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

-I feel really sorry for Soul in this meme. Poor guys goes insane, tries to take over the world, kills himself, has someone attack his partner, and is stuck on Aang's friendlist.

This is true. He suffers so terribly under my hands. I bet Aang uses a lot of exclaimation marks, too.

-And Azula would be the BEST zombie leader of an apocalypse. Although the fire thing might be problematic.

Just think of it though - a zombie WHO COMMANDS FLAME.

Someone should make a movie.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I think Cara catching Lorelai and Castle making out is pretty much the best thing ever. :-D

*steals meme*

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I know! The idea is totally lol-tastic. I actually got some really great questions and answers for this meme.