So I Was Reading Hellsing Last Night...

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How is Integra so awesome? 

And also, Seras, who I never loved more.

Okay, first we have her and Penwood, and chibi-Integra being just as bad ass as her elder self, then we have her ordering Walter to make it back alive, and then you have her getting out of her broken car, blood dripping down her face, cigerette in her mouth and sword in her hand, an amy of vampires ready to kill her, what does she say?

"Come on. I'll send you all to hell."

I was almost disappointed when Anderson showed up.

Except for the fact that it lead to the brillance that was the Iscariot forces totally unable to deal with her.

Integra: "If you're going to shoot me, then do it. Otherwise, get out of my way."

And then: "Anderson? Is it alright with you that they tie me up and drag me along like trash?"

Following which Anderson says "hell, no" in his priestly, psychotic way and then WALKS HER HOME.

I was literally laughing out loud. I mean, god, forget the people who ship Integra/Maxell, I want to see Intergra/Anderson. It would be so cute in such a creepy way! I mean, I can just see him hating her and having this total boyish crush simulatiously. 

Do you think he'd give her dead vampires instead of flowers? And then she'd get pissed that he was hunting in her territory, and then he'd have to import vampires to kill for her, and there could be sword fights! 

It would be awesome! Or it is in my head.

And then Seras gets badass. Those panels of her shooting down the nazi missels? And Pip having his little 'you dragged innocents into the war and that is just not on' speech? Made of win.

And Pip/Seras? Cute!

"To let such a sweet girl die... Befits a punishment worse than hell. Am I right, boys?"
"One hundred percent, sir." "Indeed." "Couldn't be more right."

"Let's die like mangy dogs." God, the Wild Geese are a kick.

AND THEN PIP DIED!!!!!!!!! Goddamn.

 

But he did at least get an awesome death scene (pay attention, JK, that is how you kill off a character, none of that wimpy draps, rocks falling, I'm not even going to give to awesome characters a death scene because I'm just that tasteless). Also, my memory may be playing tricks on me, but isn’t Pip the first time Seras had feed off a human?

Way to lose your vampiric virginity, mingonette.