Excuse You.

[redbrunja]

I just found out a huge spoiler for Teen Wolf that I fucking wish I did not know.

Derek apparently knocked up Ms. Blake when they were having healing sex in the last episode.

Allow me to share my feelings with a series of gifs:


















And now capslock:

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FUCKING SUCKS. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND, WRITERS?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING AWAY THE CHANCE TO HAVE JENNIFER AND DEREK BE ADORABLE AS THEY SLOWLY GROW TO KNOW AND LOVE EACH OTHER AFTER HOPPING INTO BED? (a.k.a. one of the best tropes ever.)

WHY ARE YOU INSTEAD THROWING A FUCKING BABY INTO THIS SHOW? WHY WHY WHY? THAT IS JUST GOING TO COMPLETELY CONSUME EVERYTHING ABOUT DEREK AND JENNIFER’S RELATIONSHIP AS WELL AS IS A COMPLETELY HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO JENNIFER.

WITH ONE MOVE, YOU HAVE JUST TREATED JENNIFER WORSE THAN YOU TREATED LYDIA IN ALL OF SEASON TWO. (Take a moment to let that level of narrative mistreatment sink in.)

WHO DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED FOR JUMPING ON THE CHANCE TO JUMP DEREK HALE’S BONES BY A FUCKING PREGNANCY? NOT ADORABLE JENNIFER BLAKE.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WRITERS?