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[redbrunja]

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[errant-shadows.livejournal.com]

Make up a story premise that includes the following elements -

Pre-WWII Europe

Well-written female protagonist

Well-written female villain

Spies

Steampunk

Archaeology

Travel using many different methods of transportation

And a twist - no tragic back story (for main characters, at least) - villains must be bad for other reasons, like they enjoy being evil sadists and embrace that part of their natures

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Okay, this would basically be a genderswapped Indiana Jones. The main character - let's call her Wyoming Smith - comes from a loving family who encouraged her interest in history and archeology. During her time at boarding school, she began a LesYay rivalry with anther girl, Vesper, that continues into adulthood. Their paths cross when Wyoming is tracking a stolen whatever that Vesper took from a museum. Wyoming chases Vesper across pre-WWII Egypt and Israel, accompanied by her plucky side-kick, Cute Translator Boy and Cut Translator Boy's faithful pet dog. Vesper stole the Whatever for the nazis, who try to kill her when she goes to hand it off and collect her paycheck. Wyoming arrives in the nick of time to save her, the two women steal back the Whatever, make out, and then Vesper escapes from Wyoming, to play Catwoman to Wyoming's Batman another day.

Roll credits.

[errant-shadows.livejournal.com]

Wyoming Smith!

*cackles gleefully* Oh, I so want to read a story with a character called Wyoming Smith. Did she used to have a cat named Wyoming and is her given name really Henrietta?

I think Whatever is spelled M-a-c-G-u-f-f-i-n.

That's a great story. When are you going to write it?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

*cackles gleefully* Oh, I so want to read a story with a character called Wyoming Smith. Did she used to have a cat named Wyoming and is her given name really Henrietta?

Of course!

I think Whatever is spelled M-a-c-G-u-f-f-i-n.

I believe that's the technical term for it. ^_^